I wish Ant could be more like Opie
22 2015-02-10 by OpieIsTheBest
Opie was always the witty one with the best jokes, and I'm so glad Ant finally got fired for pulling out a gun at that black woman. She did nothing wrong. If Opie was there, he would have PAUSED the situation so Ant could reflect on his wrong doings.
What do you guys think?
21 comments
24 Slette 2015-02-10
I wish Ant could be more like Opie in that he was still on satellite radio every morning... that's what I wish.
4 MouseCunt 2015-02-10
I just wish he could be more like the Opester by doing a show with little Yimmy
17 wifflebb 2015-02-10
Oh my god I think you're on to something. "PAUSE!" with Gregg 'Opie' Hughes," coming to TBS Tuesdays at 10. It could be a dating show where every time anything interesting is about to happen, the Opester runs into frame, mugs for the camera with his beard and beanie cap, and yells "PAUSE!"
Opie: So, Kevin, brothaman, let me know what's going through your head right now...
Kevin: Well, we just had a really good din-
Opie: Think you might get some patch?
Kevin: I don't-
Opie: But you better make sure she doesn't have a tamp in. Man, there was this one time- I know I've told this story a million times, but this time some of the subtle, or even major, details might be a little different. But I was dating this chick. She was black, but we never banged. I got a whiff of that smell and just went for some fingerpopping. You into fingerpopping?
Kevin: I-
Opie: You like a little fingerpopping? Just a little taste. A little peak. Right? Anyway. I went down on this girl and she had a tamp in and I was so grossed out I left without saying anything. I mean I put it in my mouth. I mean I took it out and threw it across the room. I mean she wasn't black, she was a "Jeee-" and had big jew tits. And she went down on me in a bathroom stall.
...
...
So anyway, think you'll get some patch?"
Kevin: ...
Opie: BEAUTIFUL!!!!
2 Opprobriousness 2015-02-10
A for effort. And execution.
2 Opprobriousness 2015-02-10
I meant this as a compliment.
1 Genericscreen 2015-02-10
Started getting way too real.
1 nvrtkn 2015-02-10
Basically just this sketch but instead of a News Talk Show it's edgy stories from Opie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTU2MG3rGY
14 OpieRadioSXM 2015-02-10
ME: FINALLY someone understands.
6 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-02-10
This one has potential.
5 photonblaster9000 2015-02-10
ME: suh-weet!
3 xxmikekxx 2015-02-10
I thought the joke would be that you wish Anthony was more like Opie so you could stare at some tits when you watch his video podcast
3 jakdak 2015-02-10
Obvious troll is obvious.
2 Fandbango 2015-02-10
Whatever this was supposed to be.. it's clear that this is what eating lead paint chips (wazz dat?) will do to you.
2 ILikeOpie 2015-02-10
I agree!
2 thefluest 2015-02-10
I agree. Opie never hesitates to go to the phones.
2 UpperclassmanKuno 2015-02-10
OpieIsTheBest killing for us today!
2 MaximumUltra 2015-02-10
I agree. I still can't believe Ant fired his gun at that black ladies' friends and killed one of them.
1 cali_gunner 2015-02-10
Is this mental retarded gymnastics?
1 WilliamTellAll 2015-02-10
holy shit, you really do love opie.
Please, swing by /r/OpiesTits and preach about your love for him there*, I have a feeling it is a place you would just fit right into.
*keep preaching of your love for him strictly related to his glorious rack
3 OpieIsTheBest 2015-02-10
He is my god, my savior. I just wish Jim Norton wasn't holding him back from having a funny career.
1 AntsCamera 2015-02-10
AHPPPPRIIIL FAHHHHHLLLLS
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0 joelesler 2015-02-10
This is a bit right?
2 eestijama 2015-02-10
No. It's THE bit!
0 Fandbango 2015-02-10
What were aiming for here? Is this your lame attempt at trolling? When you were typing this up did you think to yourself "Oh man is this gonna piss some people off"? Even if you are being serious, or trying to be sarcastic, this has to be one of the worst posts I have ever seen. I'd rather watch Kindler do stand up. You sir have been accused and found guilty of faggotry.