Bob Kelly is so fucking defensive about his weight.
0 2015-02-10 by [deleted]
Every time it gets brought up he turns into a rottweiler, chill the fuck out Bobby.
0 2015-02-10 by [deleted]
Every time it gets brought up he turns into a rottweiler, chill the fuck out Bobby.
19 comments
14 cali_gunner 2015-02-10
Bobby is the beach that whales beach on.
13 highflyin 2015-02-10
Wouldn't you if everytime you were mentioned it was "Fat TedScheckler48?"
Every tweet, every facebook post, every fan interaction... probably even his wife and personal friends remind him constantly he's fat. Must be hard especially with his tv show gig riding on him losing weight.
That said, put the donut down Bobby.
7 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-02-10
To be fair, you'd think that Patrice's death would be a wake-up for him, but he actually has gotten fatter since. His friends are probably legitimately worried about his health, especially since he has a kid now.
5 clickclack8 2015-02-10
He's supposed to get thin for the next season of sex drugs. Hope he goes through with it.
1 occult91 2015-02-10
yea still even if he does get then who knows how long it will last, its gonna be annoying on his podcast when hes starts saying "this time its for real, gonna keep it off for good" then he will be fat in a few months, just like when he lost weight on no sugars no grain and gained it back in a month
7 rottenseed 2015-02-10
Even if it doesn't hurt his feelings, some faggot in Michigan, that doesn't even know Bobby personally, wanting to be in on the joke and calling him fat with no originality would get old fast.
5 breadmoccasin 2015-02-10
It's why I hate twitter. Get a bot to tweet your dates. Don't use twitter it to fucking talk to people, it'll be >80% retards who will scream show catchphrases at you.
1 Anton_Lemieux 2015-02-10
Very few people are going to follow a date-bot though.
Be entertaining on twitter, get followers, plug dates. It has to work that way.
3 highflyin 2015-02-10
Well said.
1 cali_gunner 2015-02-10
Bobby has had enough money for a personal trainer for a very long time, and has the resources to get that kind of training for free as he is a celebrity. Why don't you put any responsibility on him to lose weight if it upsets him? Maybe it's part of his contract to be a fatty fat fat fat.
2 highflyin 2015-02-10
When did I say it wasn't his responsibility to lose weight?
The question was asked why he gets so defensive. My answer was based on what he's said on air several times. Some fucking hay-seed dumbass or scumbag trucker who thinks he's "part of the gang" by quoting Jim Norton or some other show related bit and constantly tweeting him he's fat gets to him.
-1 cali_gunner 2015-02-10
That is remarkable insecurity to let a fan get to him.
2 IHateForumNames 2015-02-10
Not "a" fan. Many fans. All the time. Also, yes, you are correct, he's insecure. It seems like all comics are.
1 highflyin 2015-02-10
We all know comics are insecure, but when it's probably 100+ times a day 7 days a week, it probably gets old real fast.
-1 cali_gunner 2015-02-10
His act is to be fat and self deprecating.
11 Wsallgood 2015-02-10
You missed it Bobby! You big fat pig!
2 PanzerSmanzer 2015-02-10
If only he played a little defense when it came to blocking food from going into his mouth, he wouldn't have this problem.
2 blkout180 2015-02-10
If you listen to his appearances over the years you can track his weight loss/gain. He's either lost weight and he's bragging about it, or talking about how great this new diet is (South Beach diet, humans aren't meant to eat grains (Paleo I'm guessing), I think he did Keto once etc) or he's fat again and they're giving him shit about that.
1 insomniacint 2015-02-10
The first bit of this clip is a caller talking about Bobby's weight. He gets defensive quick. Makes me laugh every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7RdHX5pK0Q