Come on Anthony, give Burr a call. You belong at the Patrice benefit.

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Anthony's afraid that Billy would take a sip of his drink, look down, then tell Ant to go home and get his fucking shine box.

You look terrific! Terrific!

Watch the suit!

Watch the suit.. Yah little prick ya!

Cut to Anthony Cumia, Rat and Keith the Cop waiting until the bar's empty and proceeding to beat the life out of him with Donovan-Atlantis playing in the background.

Fucking mutt dented my shoes.

Bill married a shine. Ant would be afraid Bills wife would accidentally pickup HIS drink and he'd share a glass with a savage.

Now where did you learn to talk like that young man?

Lamar

"Hey Bill ... it's me Anthony ... Can you tell your wife to stop assaulting people for taking her picture?"

Nia assaulted Anthony?

Yes then Anthony went on a Twitter rant and got fired.

And then all 3 of them left Sirius and made a daily O&A web show and made millions of dollars and they all lived happily ever after

He's too a-scared.

If he can't be bothered to make a phone call why do you care so much?

Call Bill.

HELLO BILL

hmm... not answering. weird.

Miss hearing this.

#callbill

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Yeah. Call your mother too. And make sure you floss.

His mother's not going to remember who he is.

I think if he needs to call burr in order to get the invite, ant should just not bother. He was great friends with Patrice and was friends with burr which now means nothing apparently.

he's admitted that Burr called him several times after the firing and he never called Burr back.

DeRosa also claims he reached out to Ant several times after his TACS appearance, Ant ignored him and then blocked him.

Derosa went through his process with Rogan. He sent him a text that didn't seem anything he needed to get back to (especially with how busy he must've been). Then he sent Ant another text that read like "we had a lot of good times together" & Ant responded with sonething like "thanks Joe". Can't remember exactly but crazy Joe read all the text exchanges on Rogan & my thoughts were Ants responses were appropriate & nothing weird.

Furthermore, Ant sent a tweet asking Derosa on TACS saying something like "hey fuckhead, u doing my show" and that put Joe over the edge

Yea I get that. Why does it have to be an issue of him calling burr back when Ant should just be able to go? If it's a "hey ant are you going this year, call me back" and ant hasn't responded, well then that's on ant.

If I put on an annual concert with mutual friends of ours, and you do something stupid and avoid my calls, basically blowing me off for months because you're too much of a pussy to talk to me because you think i'll disagree with you, and you don't even call me to ask on the show, feel free to pay your entry fee.

The mental gymnastics the average white-mens-rights activist goes thru to defend ant i swear to god.

i think what the dummy you are wasting your time on is saying that there could be two situations, one where ant is a hard headed prick and another where burr is not all in on ant being there.

He said "when ant should just be able to go" and nobody's stopping him

how do you know that no one is stopping him?

If there's no evidence to an argument do you always flip it around and ask how i know it isn't true? That isn't how it works.

but you don't know that no one is stopping him. think about it.

that was alot of writing for nothing. did you even read what i wrote?

Yes, everybody who disagrees with you is a "white-mens-rights activist." Keep up that branding, I'm sure it makes avoiding critical thought easier!

was friends with burr which now means nothing apparently.

The guy gonna drag billy redface thru the mud on his speculation, i got my own. There was no disagreement, there was a guy who didn't have his facts straight and me.

You can pound sand, sorry i pushed a button. this sub full of pathetic mens rights activists and go figure, a majority of them will defend ant no matter how off base they are.

Where did he say Bill called him? I keep hearing you guys say that but I never heard Ant say that. I heard Ant say in his AMA that keith said he should call bill to hash things out.

Edit: alright downvote instead of giving an answer you douche

He said it on TACS, I don't know the episode at this point but he stated that Burr called him a couple times after the firing and Ant never called him back.

Where in there does it say that Bill Burr has called him?

Apparently he said it on air.

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That Anthony and Bill haven't spoken yet is hard to believe, whether or not it's true. And either way, I'm sure they'd be more fine with one another than you cunts would like to imagine. Buncha gossipy guppies around here.

That's what anthony said in his ama.

That's actually the point. Ant has said he's scared to talk to Bill when there's really no reason for it other than a neurotic fear of "real" discussion.

Ant caused this. Now clean it up you spoiled guinea brat.

That's right! Be an avoidant just like your father!

No way he's going to call Bill after he just shit all over Derosa.

what does one have to do with the other?

DeRosa? Tss don't you mean DeBLOWsa or sumthin? Tss Fawkin peckah.

Good one, Chip.

Are you being serious? It's not high school. They're all big boys (well, 2 out of 3 anyway)

What would Ant even do at the benefit at this point? Just hang out backstage? He hasn’t spoken to Opie since the split, so can’t imagine them going on stage together for anything and doing something separate would be even more awkward.

What would Ant even do at the benefit at this point? Just hang out backstage?

It would actually be pretty cool if Ant was actually at the benefit and came out with Opie. But I doubt it unless Ant prerecords his show tonight. The show is at 7pm tonight.

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This is one of thoese things where only 2 people know what's going on, Bill and Ant.

I don't get the impression that Anthony knows what's up.

He feels bad about whatever's up because whatever's up is bad.

He got the this.

Fuck that, Bill knew how close Ant and Patrice were, it's not like he conveniently forgot to invite Ant. Ant shouldn't need to beg for an invite to this just because Bill is too much of a guilty white person to invite him. I like Bill Burr, have seen him live many times but this really is fucking low.

If Ant won't pick up the phone, how's that on Bill?

Maybe I am, if my facts are off, then I'm sorry and I'll admit I'm a worthless human being. So Burr legitimately tried to invite Ant, but Ant just ignored his phone call and therefore isn't going to be there? It just seems odd, I guess I just thought it was a snub.

It's on Bill.

Completely distorting the facts and calling burr a guilty white person when in actuality its Ant that never picked up when burr called already. You seem like you're super level headed and totally not a white mens rights activist that speaks out his stupid fat neck whenever he can..

Bill already called and Ant wasn't there to answer... so how the fuck would you know he wasn't inviting Ant or at least explaining what was going on?

Guilty white person wtf lol

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This is very well put, I don't think I like bill burr as much as I used to.

Fuck that, Bill knew how close Ant and Patrice were, it's not like he conveniently forgot to invite Ant. Ant shouldn't need to beg for an invite to this just because Bill is too much of a guilty white person to invite him.

YES!

Call in to the show!

Why are Burr and Ant even at odds?

They're not, Burr called Anthony a couple of times, but Anthony didn't answer the calls nor did he return them. Anthony said on his AMA that he was "scared" to talk to him.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2twfi2/iama_anthony_cumia_host_of_the_anthony_cumia_show/co2ymwy

that's unbelievably childish of anthony.

He has terrible issues with confrontation. I know, I have the same issues for the same reasons.

Who gets scared of a casual friend? What would bill say that would be so scary to hear?

Anything real. Anthony is comfortable with anyone as long as he's just making jokes, but he knows that if he talks to Bill he'll have a real discussion with im which he can't escape from with a movie reference.

well, potentially they are, that's why ant is scared to talk to him.

The only gripe I'd imagine Burr has with Anthony is that he doesn't return phone calls. Seems easy to clear up.

burr somewhat recently got a black wife and burr has been mad at ants racism in the past. add on the fact he hasn't invited Anthony to the benefit it isn't such a stretch to think burr might have a problem here.

Nah, I don't think Burr was mad at him in the past. Just because they may have had an "argument", if you can call it that, in the past about race and Anthony's views on race, doesn't mean much. Patrice and Anthony had the same arguments.

And seriously, who cares of Burr has a black wife? Burr isn't brainless, he can think for himself.

Well sure he wasnt enraged in the past, just annoyed a couple of times, wasnt a big deal. But I just cant think of any other factor leading to him not getting invited.

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Because Ant knows he's the bad guy in this. Everytime they had a back and forth they believed in their own side. But this is personal and after the firing Ant fell in on himself. Remember in one of the first shows, Keith talks about how he's the one who got Ant's ass off the couch to get the show going.

Ant's scared of calling Bill because of that stupid social anxiety you get whenever you want to do something but don't. This is the kind of situation where a neutral party should be involved. If only to mediate.

True. And that feeling you have over the phone where all you have to say is, "So, why haven't we talked till now?" And you know the answer, and he does too, and the only person who feels they have any right to speak is certainly not you. The only thing Ant could possibly do is pick up the phone, call Bill, and let Bill talk. Ant has nothing to say to Bill other than, "Hey Bill, how do you feel about me?" And that is a scary thing to let someone do who you feel is mad at you. It's making yourself vulnerable. It's opening yourself up for criticism. It's giving the other person the upper hand in the conversation. But there's nothing else he can do! What's he gonna do? Be a dick to Bill Burr? Of course not. The only thing he can do is let Bill come at him with whatever Bill has on his mind and hope that by the end Bill still wants to be friends, and also hope that Bill doesn't pull out his biting wit to criticize Ant for whatever Bill feels Ant did wrong. You don't want to be on the other end of a comedian's scorn, especially if they've had a while to think about what they want to say and they know they have your full attention. That's some scary shit right there. Bill could rip his heart out and eat it, and there's no way Ant could justify fighting back because he called Bill and still wants to be his friend.

Now, if Bill Burr was a total dick to Ant then we'd have to hate Bill. We'd just have to. And that's why we're scared. We're scared for Ant. But we still want Ant to make the call. We just want Ant to know we're rooting for a happy ending.

It's like fighting your friend over something dumb, because that's what it is. You build up in your head all this animosity and anxiety that isn't really there because you're afraid of making things worse, even though silence is as damning as fighting again.

Jimmy pointed out once that Ant isn't a racist and you can tell because of Patrice. Not because Patrice is black, but because Patrice was the kind of guy who wouldn't have given a racist prick the time of day. Calling into the Lazlow Show when Ant first broke up with Jill, going to the Compound for barbecues, being on the show as often as he was? If there's one trait Patrice proved exemplified him over the years it's that if he's not interested he's not going to do it. And he was Ant's friend.

That's why Ant should call Bill. So fucking what if Billy married a black girl; Ant says some off color remarks about race, Billy says some bad stuff about women and she still married him. The guy the benefit is for was as black as a man could be and he was friends with Anthony.

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CallBill

The thing that nobody seems to understand...this benefit is not for patrice. It's for his family. Why on earth would you invite a perceived racist to a benefit for a black family? What does burr have to gain for it?

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Maybe because he was friends with Patrice, and did more to help Patrice's career then anybody else in attendance had done.

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Ant is a pussy when it comes to confrontation. He has admitted this through the years. If one single phone call would have gotten him there than his absence is on Ant.

Bill is in NYC and has been quiet on Twitter...maybe they're talking right nooooowww...

This whole saga today has been more entertaining than the entire Real Housewives franchise.

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Bill: Ant, go home and go to sleep.

He barely held his own against Derosa on his podcast, Bill would make him cry.

You are a sick weird stalker. Is there ever a point in your day where you are not thinking about Anthony and Anthony related issues?

He has a point though.

Nia is still angry.

She knows Billy Boo Boo had nothing working for him at one point, and they let him tag along every fucking day.

But big fucking breaking bad star, has to isolate himself from rascists. Billy Emasculated's big dream is to have Kanye West interrupt his award speeches, so people can learn his fucking name finally.

Let it go, ass licker.

I'm with Ant on this one. It's a Patrice benefit, Patrice's friends should be there. Fuck Bill Burr.

Burr sucks

Fuck Burr, fuck Nia, and fuck Patrice's mom.

Why is this getting down votes?

This sub is well-known for hating the oxford comma.

If I put on an annual concert with mutual friends of ours, and you do something stupid and avoid my calls, basically blowing me off for months because you're too much of a pussy to talk to me because you think i'll disagree with you, and you don't even call me to ask on the show, feel free to pay your entry fee.

The mental gymnastics the average white-mens-rights activist goes thru to defend ant i swear to god.

Well sure he wasnt enraged in the past, just annoyed a couple of times, wasnt a big deal. But I just cant think of any other factor leading to him not getting invited.

That's what anthony said in his ama.

That's actually the point. Ant has said he's scared to talk to Bill when there's really no reason for it other than a neurotic fear of "real" discussion.