ME: "God I love Rihanna!"

14  2015-02-09 by hoogityboogitiesRIP

It's not often that the first line of the day is in fact also the best line of the day.

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"I LOVE HER PUSSY! I LOVE HER TITS!"

Such edgy radio right there!

I love her BUTTHOLE! I heart holes

I like that Sam immediately called him out for this

Sam has been getting very brave these last few weeks.

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I eat ass!! am I cool yet?

With all due respect, I should point out that Opie's preferred term for breasts is BOOBIES. He's not mature enough to call them tits.

I can't muster up any respect for a man who calls tits "boobs".

almost as bad as Lady Di's "buubs".... almost

His in-laws are listening, man.

Philly Crew.

FAWK YEAH!!!

Would you not atleast suspect some type of identity confusion when you hear a homosexual go on like this? "I love Uncle Paul! I love his butthole, I love his balls, I love his COCK!"

Shuuuure

Oh no, did Boobster really say this?

Yup. It's in the first few seconds of yesterday's show.

WE CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT!!!!

Hope you made that line up.

Its a wild show.

:/

Can the man not have an opinion? He has to ask if it's cool to like Rhianna. Even if it isn't who gives a flying fuck? Why is he so insecure? Jim and Sam both like Lady Gaga even though no one else in the room does, but at least they don't pretend to not like her just to fit in. Opie is such a faggot.

Fez ME: Heyyyy!

Fez ME's should be a "thing" in this sub

ME: Is Fez ME: a thing now!?

Howww should I know?

Hi Opie, it's the Ron & Fez shoooww and we do accept you.

ME: "I'm embarrassed to say that...I think...is it cool to say I like Rianna's voice?" #InseureSlackTittedDouche

"slack-titted" is hilarious.

gonna get some patch, show her my donger, put it where the doodie comes out.

right Sammaaaaaayyyyyyyy?!?!?

I lol'd when I heard it.

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/rihanna_new_nude.jpg

I want to see her butthole. I bet it's nice

Isn't Rihanna all tatted up?

I'd put it in!

I like Rihanna - actually does anyone like Rihanna? I'm not sure if I like Rihanna.

Today's tits and paycheck show was so fucking bad I turned it off, cancelled and subscribed to tacs. Fuck em, Jimmy should have went with ant he's 10% ass funny now with a hole for a cohost and the awful rotating d level comics on third Mic.

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Sam has been getting very brave these last few weeks.