Why is there a rat on a skateboard?

why not?

How'd your parents die?

T-that's terrible, I'm sorry.

It's derosa

I think because I always smell a rat when Opie's around.

Because Norton looks like a pink-eyed rat.

This pic made me so happy. Is he people watching?

He loves people watching...

Ya know, I heard he studies body language. Probably reads a bunch of books about it or something.

Ha! I love the "studies" thing. "I go to the mall and study people"...."I took a semester of body language in collidge".

His puffery is astounding.

Now that it's been confirmed that Opie is a compulsive liar, does anyone Now think that Opie fabricated the who fraternity marshmallow story, or do you think the frat boys taking turns putting something in Opie's ass was based on a secret fantasy he has?

This needs to be sidebar. You know he reads this sub and will get all hot under the tits when he sees it

Masterpiece

I upvoted for the skateboarding mouse.

Looks like Opie is "checkin' his numbahs" .. /ick

YES!!!....Good eye!!

Can somebody explain the Bam Margera situation to me? From what I've taken over the years is some magazine posted a story about Opie's wife hooking up with Bam years before her meeting Opie. Is this what constitutes as cuckolding today?

Yes, god forbid your gf/wife has had previous partners.

Do you think Lynsi will make Op start skateboarding soon? You know... because she finds it sexy.

terrible chop but points for perfectly composing the idea, ahaha.

Whose body did you put lynsi's face on?

A mouse

That's a great picture of Colin!

posting horrible photoshops and trying to insult somebody else just doesnt work.

Shuuure it does....