Feels up his wallet.

She married him at 21. She is going to take everything from him once the kids get to an age where they won't need Gregg there as a father figure and she realizes she's still attractive.

They fuck a couple times a year. They have kids! Very busy! He has a radio show to prep for. And lynsi is a movie producer.

she just pays one of her many maids to do it.

She will be on one of those housewives shows after she divorces Opie.

Opie isn't a famous enough ex-husband for her to be on one of those shows.

she suckles that sow

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Opie's noodle dick ain't gonna get any harder as the years go on...

Opie has a nice piece he only forgot to mention it has the consistency of silly putty.

For the conception of opetta he had to thumb it in.

DAE Opie's tits? This joke has jumped the megalodon, let's face it.

jumped the megalodon

Oof, good one Chippa.

For a second I thought it said 'jumped the maloonigan'

He's a schnoodle.

What kind of faggot follows around people on reddit? Truthie - AMA please.

What, what are you even saying?

Truthie likes me a lot.

You seem like a faggot

Thanks...

Act like an asshole anymore and im banning you. Shut your fucking mouth.

Another banning troll... You suck at life

Ooh man please don't!!!!!

I feel like you may be a bitch. Yup, youre a bitch.

My new favorite novelty account.

give up, nobody likes you or thinks youre funny.

LOL

Thats the response i wanted. Thx pal.

This is a pretty small community. I've noticed you were a dunce before and chances are I will again.

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Thanks...

My new favorite novelty account.