I love how Opie says he went for his opponent's regular and air tank and Ant says, "Great, it went from assault to attempted murder."

The greatest part of this is Anthony being over the top sarcastic and Opie not even noticing it. Every one in studio is laughing at Opie and Opie thinks he's killing.

ME: His fin hit me right in the head, hard.

Anthony: Hard enough to knock off your mask?

ME: No.

Anthony: Mess up your regulator?

ME: Not that hard. That would be a whole different story.

ME: So, listen to this. I punched the guy in the head.

Anthony: You started throwing down on the bottom of the ocean ?

ME: It got so bad, another guy had to break us up.

Anthony: Another guy had to break up the fight, on the bottom of the ocean ?

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT! MORE LIES FROM RADIO GUYS!!!

"If you need to see the bruise, I'll pull my pants down and show you, but I don't wanna look like a FAG"

In all his stories he's always aggressive and confrontational, but in his attempts to go viral he has some unfunny fat lady pretend to be crazy in public because he's too much of a pussy to just do it himself. This is also in Manhattan where every 3rd person is the craziest dude in the world and everybody is used to it and doesn't care. All he has to do is get on a train for a while and a totally insane person will inevitably start causing a scene, but holding a phone up to a person like that could be too risky for Psycho Hughes so he sticks with the safe artificial method.

The truth is he wouldn't even be rude to another man in person without Kenny between them.

Let's assume for funsies that this is true:

So, you don't move for a newbie diver descending, get hit because you're a moron who doesn't have any diving etiquette, you don't control him by grabbing his 1st stage, you just let him run into you tank first (falling back down/belly up?) because you're a moron who is too stupid to be proactive, you then commit an assault on what could be a panicking diver, then try and drown him?

Opie, you're either a retarded criminal or lying. Which one?

I hope someone pops Opie's mask and drops his weights next time he's out. Send that fuck to the top.

I like how, in the beginning of the story, Opie makes it sound like it's impossible to move out of the way of another diver.

Then suddenly, he is able to move like shark, catching up with the diver, punching him and tackling him. Tackling. 60 feet under water.

I was a champeen swimmer when I was a kid. Also a model.

I've "punched" a dude "underwater." I mean six inches underwater, little fuck-off jab at one of my friends. "Punching" him was like running in a dream. No result.

Nobody's punching anybody under 30 psi. A fish might kick your ass down there, but a fish is a muscle with a face.

muscle with a face

Damn. That really is what a fish is literally. I never thought of it that way.

"Frat-boy giggles." Out of the mountain of evidence why Tits it the biggest shit pile on radio, this annoys me to most. Are you so fucking autistic you don't realize whenever you try to make jokes you're laughing alone? FUCKING DIE

Psycho Factor.

When it comes down to it there's just no way he could have possibly found himself in this situation. It's impossible for him to go diving with those wobbling wonders on his chest acting as the world's most buoyant flotation devices.

haha fuckin buried that cawksucka

I believe some guy probably did descend too fast and bumped into him. The rest of the story is Opie fantasizing about what a tough guy would've done in that situation. In his mind the story continues with a ceremony in which he is given a medal and officially declared a member of the Philly Crew and Bam Margera is like "I gotta admit it. You're the better man. Let's be rollerblade friends." and then Donald Trump Jr calls and he's like "I'm outside in the limo with all the fly-fishing gear. We're goin up north, buddy!" and Howard Stern walks by and winks and says "You're a worthy adversary, Hughes. Let's bury the hatchet and you, me, and Wease do a show together."

The French guy, with the girlfriend who HAPPENS to meet the stereotype of a generic French woman.

Is there any one out there that actually believes this story?

I'll admit, hindsights 20/20. And I was a lot younger then. :(

I believed it too and I'm 23 now. I'm so embarrassed. Fuck me

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How could anybody cast doubt upon this raqio gem? I for one believe this so-called "tall tale" is an authentic recounting of how one Gregg "Opie" Hughes almost fought to the death with a villainous Frenchman under the SEA.

I thought the whole "french women not shaving" was just a stereotype from like 50 years ago and in fact french women do shave. Funny opie just happens to run into the one who doesnt.

That fucking picture slays me. Makes the story that much funnier.

my whole body itches from listening to this. I'm embarrassed.

I was a champeen swimmer when I was a kid. Also a model.

I've "punched" a dude "underwater." I mean six inches underwater, little fuck-off jab at one of my friends. "Punching" him was like running in a dream. No result.

Nobody's punching anybody under 30 psi. A fish might kick your ass down there, but a fish is a muscle with a face.