The logistics of defecating on a beach

0  2015-02-07 by [deleted]

Do you stand under an umbrella and hold a towel loosely around your waste?

Does anyone see?

Do you dig a hole first?

What do you wipe with?

I need answers.

4 comments

3  frrunkis 2015-02-07

You walk into the water, drop trow, shit and I guess the salt water just washes the fecal out of your bunghole

swamp ass

6  wp9215 2015-02-07

No, you take your hand and swipe it through the crack a few times to WERSH it out

3  breadmoccasin 2015-02-07

That's the bit!

2  Lasagna_Hat 2015-02-07

The beach shitting story always irritated me. Opie took a shit squatting in the sand like a cat? He's a notorious liar

The proper beach shit or "Aqua Dump", is to be in the water and aware of ocean currents. Pull trunks down just enough, dive under, grab a handful of sand and let it rip. Swim in the opposite direction of the current, and repeat as many times as necessary