I imagine him in his favorite "comfy pair" of sweatpants that he washes twice a month whether he needs to or not, totally blowing off his children, drinking a 2 fuckin' percent alcohol fizzy-fairy grapefruit beer crafting gems on Twitter.

Meanwhile Lynsi is "out with her girls" aka maxing Juggs Johnson's credit cards out and banging 30 year old millionaire stock traders.

What he said.

Please don't get mad after I tell you this and tell me things like "Who gives a fuck" or "It figures you stupid hole" or "Fuck off cunt"....but I'm a she. For some reason when I tell people this they get very testy

I could never be married to somebody 20 years younger than me, who looks substantially better than I do, and live with her in Manhattan.

I figure you've got to in every aspect of your life be on your A game to a basically superhero level if you're 50 and she's 30 and better looking in Manhattan. A guy like Opie, a fat, baloney-breasted bore schlubbing it up and phoning in every aspect of manhood stands no chance. His wife has been clocking at least 10 strange dicks a year since she got engaged.

His tits look like two jimmy hats filled with cottage cheese

Hahahahah...baloney breasted..!!! Dude, Lynsi in no way fucks that ginger cunted, swamp assed bag of dicks. You know when she thinks about it she shudders, and her mouth fills with saliva like a dog when it's about to barf.

Ohh I disagree, I bet she fucks him twice a year(birthday and anniversary).

But she makes him turn the lights off. That way its easier for her to think of her "happy place"(his bank account) while she suffers through 6 minutes of heavy-breathing missionary position.

UGH....gross

People get testy because it is literally a "who gives a fuck situation", how is it relevant to anything

How is it relevant..?? To me...?? Because I'm a she and it's weird TO ME when I get referred to as he or him or brutha. I'm a very tomboyish broad, but not THAT tomboyish. You have to put yourself in my high heels and imagine you had a girls name, like Leslie, and people referred to you all the time as she or sista. Would that bug you? I never, literally, said or implied it was any sort of a situation, so why you so mad??

You want to be noticed as a girl, shut up, nobody cares. MAAAAAAHN.

I don't want to be "noticed" as a girl. I just AM a girl

Can i rub your feetsies for you?

but I'm a she.

HHHHMMMM! HHHMMDDDEEERR!! Pull out your fuk'n tits!!! mmmpphhh---!

She already did

They are out. Laying on my stomach like deflated volleyballs. Greasy, deflated volleyballs

The old wilson titty syndrome.

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I think he was responding to BeerCan Thick.

Yeah, that's about right and if I squint really hard I can almost imagine that. Then I throw up in my mouf cuz those sweats smell like swamp ass.

I can't either. Watch him on other shows where he drops the Opie act, the conversation is just as unnatural.

I've only seen him on Rogan, Letterman and that Joke show on tv. He was TERRIBLE. Do you know of other shows he's been on??

ME: Letterman, Leno, and Fallon. When did you do these three shows? Oh yeah, never! Don't go after me, fuck face.

And that Football show destroyed itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDk3v_NY4aU&feature=player_detailpage#t=303

Real Rock TV, maaaaaaan.

He pays people to raise his children and his attractive 30 something wife probably has a side piece. Now if only he paid people to right write his jokes.

He doesn't have time for normal people shit, too busy making viral videos and putting up the numbaaahhsss.

Greqq is a massive faggit and even the Philly crew is humiliated by him.

They might be Bam Margera's kids for all we know.

I feel the same way about Joe Rogan. Motherfucker eats steak with plastic cutlery at 2-3 in the morning, that's not normal.

Hahahha...I like Joe. He can be a bit much. I can definitely picture him in his home. Eating steak. With his bare fucking hands, growling like a dog.

From the way he use to talk on the air, all I can imagine is him sitting in his living room alone playing Tiger Woods golf while his wife watches TV in the bedroom.

ME: No I can't

I bet his wife and kids are not allowed to make eye contact.

Hahahahahaha!!

Jeez, op, stop givin me such a raging hard-on, thinking about this shit!

There was a glimmer of normal Opie on Joe Rogan's podcast a while back. He tolerable.

My guess is he's a normal, nice, average family man.

We see none of this though. We get to see an ego flailing about in a stormy sea ripping at any piece of flotsam it can grasp, in denial of the impending drowning that will be a cold, silent death of a career.

I imagine he's like on the JRE episode. Chilled out and honest instead of his put on radio "persona". Make him smoke pot and be a real person instead.

He reeeeally needs to smoke pot. Or start drinking heavy...while at work. That would be kinda funny

You gotta listen to him when he got drunk on erocks podcast its terrible he's a bigger douche than ever

Do you have a link?

It's Erik Nagel: Special Guests "Masters of None" & Gregg "Opie" Hughes ...: http://youtu.be/ThQfK71KmX8

Thanks for the link man.

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It's Erik Nagel: Special Guests "Masters of None" & Gregg "Opie" Hughes ...: http://youtu.be/ThQfK71KmX8

Thanks cousin

OH Nooooo....that was my last hope for him. Goddamn you, Opie, can't you do anything right??

I suspect he would be full on hateable fratboy if he drank. He seems less insecure and more confident on weed. Years of therapy can't do what one hit does, seemingly.

ME: I am ALL IN with being a normal guy

Because he's like that when a mic is in front of him ≠ acting like that when a mic is not in front of him. You guys are so rough on bitch tits, now he can't even have a normal relationship with his family? Based on his behavior as an "entertainer?" As disappointed I am in the breakup and the horrendous Opie/ Jim show, I'm flabbergasted that you guys have turned on Opie this strongly. Apathy, indifference, disappointment, annoyance. I understand those reactions. As a fan since I was 12 back in '99, I could never hate the guy. Maybe you guys didn't have that experience. Growing up listening to a radio show every day that significantly helped to shape your views on comedy, life, everything. Friends came and went, girls, locations, high school, college. O&A was always a constant. The show might suck now, but how could I ever hate the guy that started it all? This is an unpopular opinion here, I understand that. I'll save you the trouble: Peckahs; downvotes. W/e

He started it, but it was everyone else that carried it and made it what it is. Greggshells has a pretty good sense, or maybe it was dumb luck, of what works as far as other personalities on radio. He should be a scout or talent manager or grocery store clerk. ANYTHING but a radio broadcaster. Well, that's not entirely true. There's a lot of people that like that morning zoo, hack, predictable radio, and Opie is perfect for that. He's proving himself to be a great hole as well.

I see him as a regular joe, whipping little driblets of wee wee off the seat with his sock.

The dry cleaning bills are getting a little out of control. What with pork tit's piss and bams thick seed, everything is stained a yoke yellow.

Jesus....that was descriptive as well as informative. Truly disgusting

Everything about Opie is hack. He lies about everything, married a hot young blonde because that's what wealthy guys do, looks up to Brutha Wease like he's a god when he's just a 70 year old radio hack himself, 2 kids, lives in NYC, his name is fucking "Opie" for christs sake. If you asked someone who never heard of Gregg Hughes before (wouldn't be too hard to find) and asked them to describe a wealthy radio guy in his 50s they would nail 99% of these traits.

What he said.

Yeah, that's about right and if I squint really hard I can almost imagine that. Then I throw up in my mouf cuz those sweats smell like swamp ass.

Hahahha...I like Joe. He can be a bit much. I can definitely picture him in his home. Eating steak. With his bare fucking hands, growling like a dog.

He started it, but it was everyone else that carried it and made it what it is. Greggshells has a pretty good sense, or maybe it was dumb luck, of what works as far as other personalities on radio. He should be a scout or talent manager or grocery store clerk. ANYTHING but a radio broadcaster. Well, that's not entirely true. There's a lot of people that like that morning zoo, hack, predictable radio, and Opie is perfect for that. He's proving himself to be a great hole as well.