Oqie is really really stupid.

13  2015-02-06 by Dannyprecise

There was a caller during the show with RB and Florentine that made a terrible joke about Sammy Davis Jr. jumping in a hotel pool and the guests asking for it to be drained because they thought he was shit floating in the pool (that joke belongs on TACS) and stupid fucking Oqie almost gets into a discussion about this "event" until you hear RB whisper to Oqie "it's a joke" and then MelkTits turns it around on the "stupid phone screener."

We should share some of our favorite moments that Opie almost answers or actually discusses a comment because he didn't get that it was a joke, because this wasn't the first time. There was another time he thought Jimmy was serious that the SS agent protecting JFK was preoccupied with a faulty SiriusXM app and not preventing JFK from getting shot.

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12  TheDarkFezRises 2015-02-06

I wonder if they drained the pool and scrubbed the sides. Do you think they scrubbed to whole pool clean? They must have, white people saw him go in the pool, they'd want it to be cleaned after that, right?

Shut the fuck up, Opie.

7  Dannyprecise 2015-02-06

And they took towels to sop up the bottom of the pool, right? I mean, they would have to, to get all the molecules out. Oh, Jim, you used to fuck the filter? I was a late bloomer, so I only fingered a girls stinky pussy and had to air it out for 609 miles. Cool, right?

1  fudgesicle2014 2015-02-06

President and CEO of Childlikelying, Inc.

12  Gushers4Lunch 2015-02-06

Not really stupid, more along the lines of faggotty.

During the Yakov's Dinner Adventure beating, they play a clip of an audience member saying "Everything was great - the food, the show, the bubbles."

Jimmy starts dying laughing at a grown man saying he enjoyed bubbles and Ant joins in. While they're laughing, Opie goes "Yeah, they're not even good bubbles. Those bubbles suck."

Uggggh...

7  Dannyprecise 2015-02-06

Can we agree that it's both stupid and faggotty? Good!

1  breadmoccasin 2015-02-06

I don't even understand what he was going for, really weird Caddyshack reference?