His horribleness is...as big as your imagination.

Clip for people interested.

Holy shit, this show used to be funny.

"Being a father is really fucking up the radio show for me"... silence

http://i.imgur.com/5NJKxld.gif

Find me that clip please!!

See I ask people to find clips once I already spent a few minutes and can't find one. This clip however should be really easy for ya champ

This sub really has turned into a one subject /r/circlejerk

THATS THE BIT

If only he went a single day without giving us all a new reason to groan.

Why do you still listen? Is it really worth it?

Honestly, no one here listens anymore. That's what we learned yesterday.

I DON'T!

Shut up you're the circlejerk ya cawksucka! Tssssssss

And yet somehow this one post is the 8th highest rated post of all time here.

THANK YOOOOU

Yep.

Classic Opie quote: "When I listen to the replays, I think, Wow, you really are a dope. You're a babbling idiot."

Call me a nut rider, but back then, Opie had something called "self-awareness". Now he's become one of the mentally ill motherfuckers that Jimmy bashes. That's how I know Jimmy is biting himself after resigning.

Re-signing or resigning?

I don't think he's ever been self-aware. I think he can listen to old bits and think they were shit, but he thinks he's grown into the perfect radio man now. It's just now he doesn't have the parachute of Anthony.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

Poor Jugs Buckley can't catch a break :/

so funny how a tin knocker without a decent HS education was the most self aware, funniest, educated and honest one on the show.

define educated

Who is this guy? I'm new to the sub.

• Young man and avid Yachtsman who believes he was poor because one of his Summer house owning and Ski-trip having parents was mean to him.

• Failed DJ, who thinks that his screaming angry voice is hilarious and still does it.

• Claims to have been a model despite looking like he has the worst case of fetal alcohol syndrome this side of the mason-dixon.

• By the grace of our creator he was able to coax Anthony Cumia: a man SO funny and talented that the black guests love him (Let that sink in) into doing radio with him.

• Ant grew and progressed but Gregg stayed the same record spinner piggy backing on the success of Anthony.

• His partner now having left - he is unlistenable and cannot admit his shortcomings like a goddamn man

• Has what Patrice Oneal described as "Delicious Nips"

ME: This doesn't even come CLOSE to listing all my credentials. Are you aware that I've been doing this since I was 18?

He skips skateboard squats too

8 Scoops Daily

Who is this guy? You better recognize! He once shit on a private beach, because he's a crazy madman! Opie-1 Beach-0

He also worked for the mafia because as you know, the Mafia is notorious for working with blonde haired albino Irish teenagers.

He was a Model. His Portfolio included modeling his teeth as the Before pic at the Dentist Office, Playtex Bras, and as of now he models for the AARP Newsletter, and the Senior Citizens Discount Card commercials!

You forgot to mention breast reconstruction surgery.

Thank you...And Breast Reconstructive Surgery.

imagine shit

ok, good, now hold that image...

now put it ontop of everything you enjoy, that is who he is

Well now I'm all in

The luckiest guy in radio.

He's a successful radio personality.

Hitler would have more twitter followers. Nice try with the hate though.

he's Chers daughter

His name is Chaz bono.

His name is CHAZ BONO.

HIS NAME IS CHAZ BONO!

His name is Opie, but it's spelled CUNTMOUTH. I believe it's European.

A man whose existence inspires ISIS. The sub isn't hate. A mixture of sadness and bewilderment.

Oh little Opie was a big time tattle taler.... But he always came onto ME first! Always puttin' his feet in my face sayin' "Mr Haaaarrrrghis... Can you give me turkey foot?" I said suuuurrrre..

That boy was a GODDAMNED liar, it wasn't nice, him lying to his family like that...

His father an uncles hurt me real bad, I was shitting and pissing through a bag for nine GODDAMN months!! You don't seduce a man then cry wolf! Not in a civilized society!

Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?

Opie hating is a dangerous path to tread. Don't bash Opie lest you become him.

The rope over The Abyss is loaded with great sunset photo opportunities. And for a little pocket money, that photo is all yours.

Before you begin the path of hating Opie, first dig two graves.

Management is loving what we're doing.—Greggshells Hughes

Maybe Opie is at that age that he wants to be just like Howard Stern?

But he could have been a model.

I'd insult Opie but I don't want to soil my fingertips.

cakestomper

leave Danny Noonan alone!

Lol great post, this should be a weekly reoccurring thread.

Wow. Somehow this is the number 8 rated thread of all time on this subreddit, at least currently.

Anyone else love it when Opie tries to mask his bombs by yelling "BADAPA PADA BAM!" after vomiting a line even he himself has no confidence in? Just leave the part of the show that takes talent to the talented people, dumb ass.

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Homeless people are worse than bugs, and I laughed at the guy who got his cake stomped. It filled me with joy that people on reddit were so mad.

literally a circle jerk post. pathetic

Yet you keep on posting here. Why? Why the fuck are you even here if you know it is nothing but Opie hate?

Why so upset?

No one is upset, Benjie. That is your predictable reponse to everyone here.

You failed to answer the question. Why are you here? You keep bashing everyone here for being a circle jerk, Opie hate forum.....so what makes you insist on staying here?

Excuse me sir, you know exactly why im here. Do you really have to be rude and make me repeat what ive already said? Please sir, dont disrespect me.

I already stated that my mission is to stop the overblown opie hate, it has no place on this forum, at least not in the irrational way it is now. I have been successful several times in steering discussion away from opie, and i will continue to do so. That sir, is why i am here. Now please, stop trying to upset me.

Stop calling me sir. Just the fact that you have a "mission" here on reddit speaks volumes as to what a douche you are. Your whole goal here is to steer conversation away from bashing Opie. Why? What purpose does it serve in your life to do so?

You have been successful in nothing, you retard. As I have stated before....having a handful of comments pointing out what a DOUCHE you are is not exactly a success. We are laughing at you, Benjie Boy.

It is worth noting that you are always whining about others getting upset...yet you are the one that seems to be the one doing so.

Excuse me sir, first you waste my time by making me repeat myself, and now you insult me? This is totally unacceptable and i demand an apology. This is not how adults have a rational discussion, i feel like you never wanted to have a real discussion in the first place. Please sir, stop being so angry with me.

Wasting your time, yet you are the one that keeps posting in this forum and replying to me. Here, I'll sound like you...." You, sir, are a a jerk off". Understand? Or should I draw you a picture retard boy?

Sir, I cannot in good faith continue this discussion until you apologize.

The ball is in your court sir.

My balls are in your mouth? Did I misread that?

Poor little BJ cannot even answer some simple questions. Why are you here, my love? For all the whining you do, you would think that you could find a subreddit you agree with.

Excuse me sir, you just asked me why i am here again. This is after i explained it to you. Do you enjoy wasting my time? Are you that inconsiderate?

I demand an apology for the way you have treated me sir.

I love wasting your time, BJ.

If I am wasting your time, why do you keep replying to me? One would think that if I was wasting your time you would not bother replying to my comments. Yet you continue to reply.

Why, BlowJob? Why do you continue to reply to my comments while whining that I am wasting your time?

Excuse me sir, but I cannot in good faith continue this discussion until you apologize for wasting my time.

http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/2uxyjz/gregg_opie_hughes_is_a_real_piece_of_shit_upvotes/cocsnr3

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Holy crap you dopes need to get a hobby.

Haven't you noticed that they actually have one already.

Whatevs

FUAHK YEAA CHIPPAH TAKE US TO BREAK YOU BACON MAKIN PIECE OF SHIT

Excuse me sir, you just asked me why i am here again. This is after i explained it to you. Do you enjoy wasting my time? Are you that inconsiderate?

I demand an apology for the way you have treated me sir.