Opie the Renegade Water Bandit
5 2015-02-06 by [deleted]
I could barely stand to listen to the self-checkout break. The worst part was when Opie said he used to purposely leave cases of water and soda under the shopping cart because the cashiers never notice.
"If they ain't askin', I ain't tellin'. "
14 comments
12 pitstained 2015-02-06
ME: Alright Snowy from MI.. what is that again, is that Maine? Anyway Snowy wants in BAD. Says he usta tear those tags they pbut on the matresses off, SNOWAYY!! Snowy: Yeah I used to tear those fucker things off hoowah!! ME: He used to tear em off, Jimmy.
8 boofk 2015-02-06
When i was a teenage cashier, i noticed and just didnt give a shit.
-3 CookieHaid 2015-02-06
I got an image of a 16-year-old cheerleader with braces, a pert ass, and great burgeoning tits. If that was you, I wish you DID give a shit...on my chest preferably.
10 ShakesTheClown- 2015-02-06
Emulate Norton a little more, ya fag
1 [deleted] 2015-02-06
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1 Knightscribe 2015-02-06
He can't he has a chin.
1 creep_boot 2015-02-06
Remember: You are the bottom 10% of the distribution.
The socially-backwards waste by-product of two useless deadbeat idiots fucking.
Attention seeker. A lightweight lonely fake cunt.
3 -Palaver 2015-02-06
Better than is other lie of eating radishes while shopping for produce.
Edit. Fixed
5 CookieHaid 2015-02-06
Eating Radish's what? Cous-cous? Curry? Goat Balls?
3 -Palaver 2015-02-06
ha. i'm a fool.
3 CookieHaid 2015-02-06
How about "Grapefruit Beer". Even Jimmy knew he was a faggot for that admission. It's do telling of his character; even though he's a millionaire, he likes to "beat the system". #douche
1 [deleted] 2015-02-06
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2 Twood34 2015-02-06
Great show
2 BeerCanThick 2015-02-06
Is that a lie for anybody else? I can't believe that silly drip would ever brazenly shoplift.
1 Knightscribe 2015-02-06
He tears up traffic tickets right in front of the cops who write them, the Hole-pster plays by the Hole-pster's rules, no one else's
2 havingmadfun 2015-02-06
Because he probably doesn't pay someone to do his grocery shopping for him. He is after all a self entitled asshole.