Opie the Renegade Water Bandit

5  2015-02-06 by [deleted]

I could barely stand to listen to the self-checkout break. The worst part was when Opie said he used to purposely leave cases of water and soda under the shopping cart because the cashiers never notice.

"If they ain't askin', I ain't tellin'. "

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ME: Alright Snowy from MI.. what is that again, is that Maine? Anyway Snowy wants in BAD. Says he usta tear those tags they pbut on the matresses off, SNOWAYY!! Snowy: Yeah I used to tear those fucker things off hoowah!! ME: He used to tear em off, Jimmy.

When i was a teenage cashier, i noticed and just didnt give a shit.

I got an image of a 16-year-old cheerleader with braces, a pert ass, and great burgeoning tits. If that was you, I wish you DID give a shit...on my chest preferably.

Emulate Norton a little more, ya fag

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He can't he has a chin.

Remember: You are the bottom 10% of the distribution.

The socially-backwards waste by-product of two useless deadbeat idiots fucking.

Attention seeker. A lightweight lonely fake cunt.

Better than is other lie of eating radishes while shopping for produce.

Edit. Fixed

Eating Radish's what? Cous-cous? Curry? Goat Balls?

ha. i'm a fool.

How about "Grapefruit Beer". Even Jimmy knew he was a faggot for that admission. It's do telling of his character; even though he's a millionaire, he likes to "beat the system". #douche

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Great show

Is that a lie for anybody else? I can't believe that silly drip would ever brazenly shoplift.

He tears up traffic tickets right in front of the cops who write them, the Hole-pster plays by the Hole-pster's rules, no one else's

Because he probably doesn't pay someone to do his grocery shopping for him. He is after all a self entitled asshole.