ME: "I'm a father. I cannot acknowledge Uncle Paul."

The most cringeworthy of "As a father myself" Opie moments.

I heard bam say "I'm a father, I cannot acknowledge uncle opie."

If he can't acknowledge Uncle Paul, how will he acknowledge Father Doris after he shows Lil' Tits how the Philly Crew does it?

The Destroyer turned out to be such an apt nickname for him.

I can't fucking believe Opie would be offended by this. For someone who is so opposed to censorship and political correctness, it's unreal that one of Jim Norton's silly characters would "cross a line". He's just like that fucking cunt who was offended by Daniel Tosh's rape joke.

So by having kids, you now realize that Jimmy doing Uncle Paul is just too much for you? But before, Jimmy joking in character about raping little kids was totally OK? IT SHOULD BE OK EITHER WAY. The fact that Shithead is offended by this honestly means that in some fucked up way Opie is thinking that Uncle Paul is advocating pedophilia, and that he just can't get on board with that. He really is a fucking idiot.

"It goes against my principles, Sam Roberts..."

"I think that goes to far...that goes way too far..."

Holepie Raqio

Every day, multiple times, there's more shit to hate this guy for. I understand we drone on and on on the SAME thing here, but he fucking deserves it.

Jimmy should jump into uncle Paul every time opie talks about his kids