Opie has never genuinely laughed or cried in his life. He isn't capable. He's like a really dumb robot.

He's autistic.

Enough of you.

Let's get this show on the road

The only time i have ever heard tits genuinely laugh is when he is humiliating someone live in the studio,like bobo or Di etc.

Still not genuine. He just REALLY thinks that stuff is supposed to be funny.

It's funny to him.

Opie has a sense of humor. It's terrible and his favorite is that type of bullshit.

But he still can't laugh genuinely. He isn't programmed for it.

That movie "Chappie" coming out was originally going to be called "Opie." (It was a nickname the robot never wanted, yet kept it)

They must have bumped his estrogen for the transition again.

Spoiler: He didn't actually cry. It's a bit.

That's the bit!

That's the bit is the bit

that's the bit

Am I a bit?

No, I am.

I set em up, you knock em down.

Milhouse is not a bit is a bit.

A bit fawkin gay or sumpthin

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bitception

biception

The Nationwide talk starts at around 16:00 (i have no idea how to timestamp), its brruuuutttaall. Runs for about 10+minutes. Sam and Jim were very funny.....even with Opie being a TOTAL hole. Grunting, sighing, and CRYING/sniffling in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC0AZ8DQHUk

"FUCK Nationwide!!! Thats the theme today."

Ugh. I really do not know how people can defend Opie. He just sucks.

The amount of times he says brutal, Oh My God and Jesus in that 9 minute time span is such Hole radio.

6 brutals, 6 Jesuses and 6 Oh My Gods capped off with sniffling like a pissy-eyed dork.

"26:50" "If it makes you cry, it makes you cry."

Marriage ruined this guy. Lynsi chopped his nuts off and put 'em in Bam's wallet. Is this the same guy that used to do hours about things like Laci Peterson?

That was Bwhoodle.

Crying over spilt melk

No, he was never into that shit. He always bowed out of discussions involving drowned fetuses giving their mommy bouquets of seaweed and how naughty the Yates kids were.

If you listen back to any brutal stuff from 04-06, oqie was always the hole. It was Ant and Jimmy who brought up Laci and Connor 9 times out of ten.

Opie calling on his imaginary army to hurt business for Nationwide. Priceless.

At the 26 minute mark you can hear Opie sniff a couple times and a minute later Paycheque says "if it makes you cry it makes you cry".

See current sidebar pic: "You can act like a man! Whats the matter with you? "

I'm the party pooper today

No you're the fucking hole and it's every day

what time is the crying?

@25:50 he stumbles to a halt, and then you hear some loud sniffles after Jimmy's comment.

It definitely wasn't Fez type crying, but you could basically hear him tear up.

Isolated clip here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wLokvqujk

thanks for that, that's brooootal. Though I do love the absolute disgust in Sam's laughter. Sam's clearly fully viewing Opie as the new Scorch these days.

Hahaaha...right? Sam has been awfully gleeful of Opie's faux pas. Probably out of sheer embarrassment.

you can right-click on the video at a certain time, and it gives you an option to copy url at that time. that's how i do it on firefox. another way is to put #t=16m at the end of the url, and that will take people to the 16minute mark. #t=3m35s would take someone to 3:35, and so on.

Cool. Thanks for the info on how to do it.

'You hear a little girl cryin', Ace?!!'

"Why don't you TAKE that microphone & shove it up your ass, ya fuckin jag off."

Just wanted to thank you guys for doing Casino lines. My favorite movie. Warms my heart.

Just wanted ta thank y'all for doing Casino dialogue...it's still REAL TO ME, DAMN IT!

How long until Mrs tits starts bringing stray cats into the studio?

Next we can all braid each other's hair untill we all get our periods at the same time.

Maybe she can bring Bam instead of kittens. He's pretty funny. Then all we have to hear out of Opie is his sobbing in the corner. He would FINALLY be able to make us laugh.

Opie the robot used to take his social cues from Ant(that's why they made a good on-air pair). Now he takes them from his trophy wife.

"My in-laws are listening to this"

Some 30 years ago, I left Long Island, New York, with two very bad funny bones, and a dream to become a morning zoo DJ. I thank god this dream came true.

He didn't like the Superbowl ads because there weren't enough fart/poop jokes and people getting kicked in the groin.

I called in today on a whim, got right through, LOL, and asked the screener to ask Opie if he infact signed his contract in July before ant and jim. And got hung up on. I tried to lie about liking The Walking Dead first, but folded like a cheap suit.

Estrogen supplements

explains everything

Jim even said to him "If it makes you cry, it makes you cry. There's nothing wrong with that". As Opie sniffles and grunts trying to keep it together.

Of course Jim did. They comforted him when got all teary on the air, and I don't think they really bashed him afterward, either.

I don't recall him ever saying he cried. Just him ANNOYINGLY saying "BRUTAL" a thousand time.

Jimmy, however, admitted to tearing up over that Cat's In The Cradle commercial.

Ugh...his poor twat of a wife. Can you imagine living with such a sad excuse for a man and having to get in bed with it??? Holy God, I shudder to think.

That's why she lets Bam bruise her cervix on the reg.

Whoever it was that did the "radio hole" high-pitched Opie clip, here's your next assignment. Please.

And Jim and Sam not jumping on it was a missed opportunity to bring back the humour. Jim even said to him "If it makes you cry, it makes you cry. There's nothing wrong with that". As Opie sniffles and grunts trying to keep it together.

This is the guy who abused the shit out of Stalker Patti. Fuck him.

From Wigfather to just The Father.

This song : http://www.trilulilu.ro/muzica-blues/druboogie-feat-anthony-cumia-laugh-your-tears-away

It's the "other side of Opie". See you guys, he has a heart! He's not just the psycho rock star you thought he was!

he does have a heart, it's behind his meaty titties

Gregg Hughes, the ACTOR that plays Opie on the radio.

(AGHHHHH. UGHHHHH.)

Was the bitch really crying?

I only caught/chose parts of the show. Was it because of the Nationwide ad?

What a cunt!

While he is not audibly boo-hoo-hooing, you can definitely hear the sniffling and Jimmy commenting "if it makes you cry, it makes you cry".

fuck Opie then, and fuck Jim too for not calling him out on it

He probably didnt even watch the whole game. Caught some highlights and a youtube commercial compilation and called it good. He was probably cuddled up with his wife around the laptop watching the commercials. She starts to cry so he joins in and gets to have wussy whimpering sex.

Ugh...I just threw up in my mouth

Does anyone have a link? Holy shit did he actually cry? E-rock, comment?

What a bitch

The fucking radio version of the View.

Old O and A it would've gone something like:

"..because I died from an accident" splash sound with a boat driving away.

O and J fucking suck.

I think he might be crying at the severe vengeance we, the people, have bestowed upon his monkey ass.

He's just using the commercial as a front.

And, of course, when Jimmy brings up the commercial that upset him, Opie has to say he "never paid attention to it" That motherfucker needs to add ADHD onto his never ending list of disorders. He apparently doesn't pay attention to ANYTHING....... WE HEARD YOU

Thank fuck I stopped listening months ago!

I think this is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC0AZ8DQHUk&t=17m54s

Someone claimed its here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC0AZ8DQHUk&t=25m45s

25:50-26:50 is the most obvious, ending with Jimmy saying "If it makes you cry, it makes you cry"

I'm high but I enjoyed it. More to follow.

Holy shit, I didn't realize how bad this really is. Why on earth is playing the "hole"?

Playing?

I can't believe this is same studio tough guy that used to talk about punching people in the face and brought lunch to school in cement bags. "Trust me......trust me"

HAHA he really did tear up over that dumb fucking commercial. What is he a mentally retarded girl?

Well as a father...... Blech

I just saw the commercial for the first time and laughed my balls off. It's so obviously manipulative, only an idiot would let themselves become upset at that.

I think it was the TV part that got to him. Didn't his kid break a TV when he was really young? All Mz Mammories could think of was his kid underneath it when he saw that clip.

What do you expect from a guy that wears his wife's boots.

Hahahahaahaa...stupid lady feet

gotta be honest, I don't hear it.

he makes those same dumb fuck mumbles and sniffs and gulps all the time.

but I only listened to the 1:30 clip someone posted below

Was it that fucking dog commercial with the horses?

That made me misty, I love my fucking dog.

I call bullshit on Opie, he has never loved nothing other than himself, and his self serving desires. He would cry if youtube nuked his account before the death of his kids and wife.

Oh that one.

The little fuck had it coming, maybe his parents should have not worked 12 hours a week, and had a beach house in the Hamptons. Opie is a panty wasted faggot hollowed out shell of a former shock jock, maybe next year he can have a stroke, and find Jesus and bore us with bible shit rather than kid shit.

He was tattlin'!

Fair play to Sam, he's doing his best to step up and and riff with Jimmy. He's no good, but I respect the effort.

This is the new direction the show is going in. Management loves it. Lots of positive feedback on Twitter.

He wasn't crying. He has a tell when he knows he's bombing, or saying something that he subconsciously knows is gay and douchy, he sniffs with contempt (for himself...self-hater).

He really thought he was being edgy about Fuck Nationwide...and sniffed cause he knew he couldn't pull it off.

He also sniffs the same way when he knows he's really sticking his neck out with another unfunny joke.

Pay attention!!!