Opie has become the Hole.

37  2015-02-02 by dg1202

I just wrote this on another post but I have to vent. I'm asking this as a fan... how many fucking groans do I have to sit through because New Daddy Opie doesn't like Jim's dead kids jokes? What the fuck? This show has always been about being dark and Opie's moaning and groaning? I'm losing my fucking mind. The other day with the snow, he opens with "Riding The Storm Out"-- yet Todd's a hack? You can't do hack radio and call other people out!

I hope you do read this page Opie. Wtf are you doing to the show?

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Opie has always been the hole. It's just so much more obvious now with the shows main talent gone.

ME: Uhhh... I'm as talented as ever. Not sure what you're talking bout there, BUDDY.

Oqie does radio like a girl.

Yes, complete with an ample bosom.

It's embarrassing.

Jesussss! Jesus!

Jeeze-ahss

Riding The Storm Out?? That's THE EXTREME'S music!

He says HAVE A DRINK! Bottle never...touches...the ground.

Finger of Todd.

ME: As a father myself, it is difficult to laugh at dead children jokes. You wouldn't understand unless you were a father.

Opie acts like his wife and kids listen to the show and hold him responsible for what is said in studio. It makes for awful radio.

Hey! They may not listen but The Philly Crew does!

And dead kid jokes are not how they do it.

Now let's all huddle in a circle with our dicks out.

father Dorris is all in

I'd rather heard Jim and Sam at this point.

Its ok to be hack as long as you preface everything with "I know it's hack but...."

I know I'm going for the hack joke but I JUST GOTTA SAY IT

oh god, you're right. I never thought about this but it happens so fucking often.

Knowing Opie, he's probably plotting to get Jimmy fired behind the scenes.

That's too good to be true

Good. Then maybe Jimmy the paycheck chaser will do what he should have done 4 months ago....join AntH.

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You cheese eating surrender monkey.

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"The show has passed you by" is Opie's line, I guess. You're probably right. It's fucking depressing.

Passed you by, plummeting to the ground in a firey wreck piloted by a buxomy chubby ginger anchor and his quadroon afroed henchman

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A hole would be something, but this... this is nothing.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, HOLD OoooNnNNn.

You're just figuring this out now?

Obviously I’m still trying to figure this out, those jokes were Bahhhrrrootttalll to be completely honest with you.

on the nose

haha nah I guess I just hope it'll change. That's the definition of insanity, eh?

I get more enjoyment from the show based on what people here will complain about.

"Has become"...

Of all the things Opie is called here - a shameless cuck, a big-titted hack, a turncoat sellout, etc. - I think the one thing he really, truly hates and probably has difficulty ignoring is being called a hole. It's a silver bullet insult for him, because he's literally spent years eagerly pointing out radio holes in other shows. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks he was the first one to discover the phenomenon. To be now be written off as one has got to cut deep into that narcissistic pride of his.

Fuck, Opie, that faggot

He only learned how to steer the ship. He skipped the classes that taught how to keep that ship afloat. Probably assumed he was too talented and entertaining to ever sink his ship. Bad call, Opester

"He's the Gilligan of the show!! Aaaagughhhh!!!!", Dice

I want to smash his face every time he says brutal, in his fake deep voice

ME: Uhhh... I'm as talented as ever. Not sure what you're talking bout there, BUDDY.

Yes, complete with an ample bosom.