How many of you retards are either obese, lonely or a truck driver?
0 2015-02-02 by [deleted]
Question #2 do you realize how sad your life is?
Question #3 do you realize how idiotic you all look with your pants around your ankles jerking each other's diabetes dicks off under the security of fake reddit names?
Yea, go ahead, Press that downvote button with your sweaty little sausage fingers.
102 comments
15 Doom_Art 2015-02-02
Uh oh, looks like Opie has a reddit account now.
0 cabaretcabaret 2015-02-02
Good one
-8 ricardo_von_bitch 2015-02-02
Thats what you came up with? Calling him opie? You just proved him right dumbass.
8 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-02
hi /u/benjamin72
What a needy cunt.
How many alt accounts do you have seriously? fucking hell...
-7 ricardo_von_bitch 2015-02-02
Hey, my comment had 8 points until you showed up with your other accounts and downvoted it. It only lost points when you started posting here. Now i have proof that you are really pissed off and paranoid.
And stop calling me benjamin72, it makes you seem mentally unstable.
3 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-02
sigh
Ok Ben
6 jerk-ass 2015-02-02
I think he is in love with you.
-8 ricardo_von_bitch 2015-02-02
Dude, leave me out of your dumb arguments. You're paranoid as fuck.
3 ImaBottom 2015-02-02
Exactly. This place used to downvote based on unoriginality and be able to laugh at themselves .I am a very sad individual and read this sub every day, So what? who cares what that guy wrote? This angry circle jerk is no more fun than opie's show.
12 DoubleGunns 2015-02-02
Did a guy with a fake reddit name just call people out for using fake reddit names?
5 RyanADU 2015-02-02
Call? Tsss what is he on a phone or sumthin?
7 MaxKawalski 2015-02-02
Reported.
4 RyanADU 2015-02-02
Reported? You work for the news or something?
-10 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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8 MaxKawalski 2015-02-02
Oh ho ho man! You're talking shit now, tough guy!
-6 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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2 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Lol u mad bruh haha haha xD
4 peckahinspectah 2015-02-02
dis projection tho
-1 chippersonlyle 2015-02-02
He should sit in MMA reddits all day and be cool like you. Your life is wearing affliction t shirts and sucking so bad at MMA you Monday morning quarterback it. Kill yourself.
7 breadmoccasin 2015-02-02
That's the show's entire fanbase. It's like going to a taping of Ellen Degeneres and asking how many people support same sex marriage.
0 cali_gunner 2015-02-02
LOL imagine a traditional marriage proponent somehow going on the show without knowing what they're getting into.
1 breadmoccasin 2015-02-02
That would be funny. I guess my example was pretty dumb, since most people aren't opposed to gay marriage and junk. But the fact is, being fucking miserable or driving a truck go hand in hand with liking this miserable, hateful show. It's not new ground. O&A have called their fans fat awful fucks for years, and they've been right.
1 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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0 cali_gunner 2015-02-02
Leave your liberal horseshit wishes out of here.
7 wifflebb 2015-02-02
Watch out, we got a hater over here.
5 Wsallgood 2015-02-02
A reallll tough guy!
6 TossyMcSalad 2015-02-02
Yes i'm a truck driver! I drive Monster Trucks!
Yes i'm lonely, because it's lonely on top!
Yes i'm obese, because rich men can be!
6 RyanADU 2015-02-02
1 - I'm just lonley
2 - Yep
3 - I don't quite understand the question. Who's jerking off where? And my name really is Ryan.
5 shameofyou 2015-02-02
1#: Ever since I met my daughter I've had trouble with my water, hurts like hell everytime I take a piss. And it's plain to see, she gave me a case of that old VD and I'll be damned if I ever fuck that bitch, again.
2#: Nigger in the woodpile run nigger run get my lantern get my gun.
3#: I'm gonna tie my pecker to a tree to a tree I'm gonna tie my pecker to a tree.
5 aesthith 2015-02-02
Alot of people listen at work whilst being in front of a computer, truck drivers tend to call into the show because they're driving alone for days on end, I for one have a chiseled physique and clear skin unlike Anthony Cumia who is a crater faced wop.
-5 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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8 shameofyou 2015-02-02
I wear my skulled up Affliction shirt that shows off my forearm tribals, paint my toenails and thumbs and rock my Iceman inspired mohawk every day to work. My wife might be missing her front teeth from being my sparring partner, but fuck it, I'm as real as it gets. Joe even said if they created my weight division I could be in the mix if I really applied myself when I got a selfie with him. Can you guess my uniform?
5 grocery_man 2015-02-02
Clearly the OP is all of the above.
-4 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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4 fart_yourself_awake 2015-02-02
This guy is a hater fighter
2 HaterFighter 2015-02-02
Jealous hater alert!! #OpieRaqio better than ever.
3 RealRockTV 2015-02-02
making a post like this isn't very zen.
3 Gronez_Bambaataa 2015-02-02
Well, we can't all be ufc fanboys who like watching men roll around.
3 E-rockComment 2015-02-02
Most truck drivers seem to be in favor of Oqie so I doubt there are many of them actually here. Great 'holier than thou' post tho, both original and insightful.
2 stinkskc 2015-02-02
is this Jimmy ? Hi Opie!
2 OfficialEdAsner 2015-02-02
Thanks for taking time from your happy contented successful life full of parties and sex with supermodels to log onto reddit and unload a rabid torrent of anger at a group of complete strangers.
2 belllccchhh 2015-02-02
Methinks Opie fans are suseprible to a cult mentality and are drinking the koolaid in family sized containers.
2 AntsCamera 2015-02-02
yawns
2 peckahinspectah 2015-02-02
n, y, n
2 Guybroman 2015-02-02
Im a Long Islander you douche. Eat a dick
2 jags85 2015-02-02
If I had to rank them on the winning at life scale, there would be Losers who obsess about things then a dozen notches down that scale would be cunts who think they are better, and feel the need to constantly observe them and point out their superiority - of which you fall into the latter category.
1 chippersonlyle 2015-02-02
An opie fan... its pretty sad actually. You shaking your Slobbo mug in anger?
0 opieanthonyjim 2015-02-02
You're allowed to not be a big fan of Opie and also think the circle jerk of hate around here is retarded. I never cared for Opie much but understood his importance to my favorite show. Most of the hate here is irrational so I find myself who never really liked the guy defending him.
9 jerk-ass 2015-02-02
So why are you still in the sub if you find it stupid?
2 DuckSpeaker_ 2015-02-02
Because he's obsessed with defending Opie.
Seriously, I see this shmuck write almost daily essays in the defense of Opie and then pretend like he's a casual, neutral observer who is helping to get the old show back together - Look at his cringey post history .
0 opieanthonyjim 2015-02-02
I'm not obsessed with defending Opie. Did you read my post above? I never cared much for Opie, he's a distant third behind Jimmy and Ant for me. I understood his role and appreciated his part but I was never a big Opie fan. I just find myself posting rationally about my opinions. I'm not a casual observer, I'm a hardcore fan since about 07 when I was a senior in high school. Lots of long drives to college and time in the gym and bored at college listening to O&A. I'm also under no delusions that my posts are getting the show back together, why would I think that? I simply wish the show would get back together even though there's like no chance of it happening anytime soon.
I didn't start this thread, insulting the haters. I don't tell people ripping on Opie to stop, I just retort. What's the big deal, do you want it to be 100% haters saying the same thing? Nothing wrong with differing opinions.
I'm also under no delusions the current show it good, I've posted many times how bad I think it is.
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0 opieanthonyjim 2015-02-02
Because it's an Opie and Anthony discussion forum, not exclusively a hater site.
3 jerk-ass 2015-02-02
There is no Opie and Anthony anymore. The show is gone. Take a look at 90% of the threads since the firing, it is a hater sight now. Don't like that fact? Then go away, or at the least ignore the threads you know bash Opie.
0 opieanthonyjim 2015-02-02
This has always been a sub to discuss the stuff going on with the O&A show, friends of the show and all the peripherals. It's not exclusively hater driven and I'm allowed to give my opinion even in hater threads. I'm not telling people to stop hating.
-7 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Heres the little bitch to the rescue to defend this "sub", you are a whiny baby.
5 jerk-ass 2015-02-02
Lol.....says the moron that made it his own personal mission to save this sub. The same moron that also started his own jerk off thread titled "mission accomplished". What a fucking joke.
-6 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Mission Successful, you stopped talking about opie and have been talking about me or someone else for 2 days straight. How does it feel to be outsmarted?
4 jerk-ass 2015-02-02
No, stupid. No one has stopped talking about Opie. A handful of comments directed at what a fucking pathetic DOUCHE you are is really nothing compared to the countless threads about your hero Opie. Are you really that fucking delusional?
-7 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Keep talking to and about me buddy, you only make my success even more evident. And stop whining about being outsmarted, just take it in stride.
3 jerk-ass 2015-02-02
Yup. I guess you really are that delusional. Not sure whether to laugh at you or feel bad for you.
-4 benjamin72 2015-02-02
As long as you're responding to me then you arent talking about opie. You need to stop being embarrassed about being outsmarted and get back on your feet.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Dude, you need a hobby.
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
You do as well, stop spending so much time on reddit.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
YOU: I know you are but what am I?!?
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, take a walk outside and stop angrily posting on reddit.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Who's angry? Is this the classic lol u mad defense? You going to use your powers of make believe to win this argument more? Lol fatty mc tinydick fag pooface!
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Again, you need to calm down. If you don't like what im saying then dont respond to me. Im trying to help you.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Help me with what?
Edit: reading through your history, you are some kind of obsessed shut in without anything going on in real life. Sorry dude, you can win this one if you want. You ever need anyone to talk to, shoot me a message man.
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Is this the way you treat someone who is trying to help you? Take a step back and look at how angry you are. Stop spending so much time on this site, and stop trying to bait me into fighting with you. I can give you advice all day, but its you who has to follow through with it. Get better, good luck.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
OK, listen dude, there's no need to get so angry, its just a website, OK? My offer stands, it seems like you don't have a lot going for you right now, hit me up if you need a friend, bro.
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
I feel that you maybe lonely/depressed, and this condition is making you act out. I also feel you may have an obsession with me, so much that you repeat what i say, im flattered. But now is not the time for games. Calm down and organize your thoughts. Get help get better.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Are you one of those people who has to get the last word to feel like they win a meaningless argument about nothing on the internet?
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, why are you trying to argue with me? I gave you good advice and you refuse to even consider it. I feel your condition is worsening, you may be spiraling out of control. Im advising you to get to the doctor as soon as possible for treatment. Dont feel alone, everyone gets lonely/depressed, but you need to do the right thing and seek help. Get help, get better, good luck.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
This is boring, you're just rehashing the same shit. A good troll is entertaining as well as insulting, this is just pathetic.
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, good advice is not supposed to be "entertaining", and it is not meant to be insulting, im simply trying to help you out of your loneliness/depression. Your loneliness is evident in the fact that although you claim that im "boring", you continue to respond to me in record time. Im talking to you so i can help you, you are talking to me because you are lonely, this is very concerning. Again, you NEED to get treatment from a medical professional immediately before you start hurting yourself. Get help, get better, good luck.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
I just skimmed this, but the same shit again?
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Its the same advice ive been giving you, and until you follow through with getting help its the only thing i can in good faith say to you. Doing anything else would only impede your progress.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
The ramblings of the profoundly autistic are surprisingly uninteresting.
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
If my advice is so uninteresting then why do you keep responding? Why not ignore me? Why? Because you are lonely and need attention. You dont realize how sick you are.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
I'm so... Ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arooooone
I can just keep typing nonsense and eventually your keyboard will become too clogged with Cheeto dust to function.
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
But sir, didnt you say that i needed a hobby? It seems you need one as well. Not only are you lonely, but also a hypocrite.
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Do I? You're the one obsessed with this sub and nignogs my friend. Find something more wholesome to pour your energy into, like seppuku. Here's a tip, get a really big sword to get through the uh... Extra skin ;)
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, why do you keep responding to me? Are you obsessed with me?
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
[Autism intensifies]
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, why do you keep responding to me? Are you obsessed with me?
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
When are you going to post a thread about beating me?
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, why do you keep responding to me? Are you obsessed with me?
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Aw, come on pooky, you're done already? I thought you were the real deal
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, why do you keep responding to me? Are you obsessed with me?
3 I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-02
Here we see the rape victim has ceased struggling, accepting her fate. See as she lies still, like a dead starfish waiting for her attacker to finish.
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, why do you keep responding to me? Are you obsessed with me?
1 chippersonlyle 2015-02-02
You seem rational. The OP seems salty and butthurt, hence why I was addressing him.
1 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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-3 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Finally a post thats funny. Not recycled opie comments.
5 adamtensta3 2015-02-02
Your sense of humor seems retarded
4 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-02
ahhhh, the resident mental patient of the sub. Ur post history reads like a textbook on autism. How is your little "mission" to change the dynamic of /r/opieandanthony working out?
Faggot.
-4 HaterFighter 2015-02-02
Did you see the guy named ricardo_von_bitch? HAHA! OWNED YO ASS HATER BITCH FUCK.
7 jerk-ass 2015-02-02
Yes, benjamin72, we all saw him. How many accounts do you have Ben? I count 3 so far.
-1 HaterFighter 2015-02-02
Don't make me tamp you bitch. I'm tweeting Opester I got you haters good lawl
-5 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Still upset your obsessed post about me got removed? Still posting about me and not opie just like i told you to do? atta boy!
3 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-02
If you are trying to get into a "reddit war" with me as you said yesterday, you will win. Ill hand it to you on a silver platter right now.
Not because you are in the right, but because you are a gay that spends too much time on here because he has no life and made up at least 5 obvious alt accounts and probably more to get his gay exposure. But you still get down voted to obscurity.
So, as you said in your post history;
" I am victorious changing this sub" Lol. You sure are. On an obscure sub on a mildly popular site about a dead show. Enjoy your "victory" faggot, biggest accomplishment of your life.
-6 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Wow, you really are upset that i embarrassed you huh? Getting a little longwinded too. Although i appreciate you talking about me and not opie for the 2nd day in a row, you need to just deal with it and move on, its not that big of a deal...
4 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-02
Opie is terrible at his profession, and you are a some sort weird "troll' who jerks off to making dumb posts defending a former mildly successful radio show host on the east coast of the United states.
lol. ok. If you say so. But it will be hard to do. But I do find you somewhat amusing so ill probably respond to you every once in a while.
-3 benjamin72 2015-02-02
I just hope you get over the shame i put you through, i didnt think it would hit you this hard. Had i known, i would not have embarrassed you like i did, which would have prevented your furious posting about me. Your obsessive thread about me that got removed was really the worst part of it all, i cringed pretty hard.
At the end of the day, you just gotta move on.
4 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-02
!
-3 HaterFighter 2015-02-02
Take one each, you fat lonely truck drivers with fake names.
-4 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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-6 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Look at all the comments, this guy just trolled the shit out of you faggots.
5 kgt5003 2015-02-02
You realize this is a discussion board right? Most people on here are just killing time at work and will respond to any thread just for something to do. It doesn't matter if it is a troll post or a real one. The ultimate goal is just to kill time til it's time to go home. You take reddit a little too seriously, fella.
3 OfficialEdAsner 2015-02-02
No man, you don't get it. He asked a question and people answered it but.... get this.... He didn't even want an answer! Suparhaxx0rz tr0ll to the max! Lulzorz!
4 kgt5003 2015-02-02
He outsmarted everybody!
-10 [deleted] 2015-02-02
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5 RyanADU 2015-02-02
Call? Tsss what is he on a phone or sumthin?
4 RyanADU 2015-02-02
Reported? You work for the news or something?
-1 benjamin72 2015-02-02
Sir, take a walk outside and stop angrily posting on reddit.
0 opieanthonyjim 2015-02-02
I'm not obsessed with defending Opie. Did you read my post above? I never cared much for Opie, he's a distant third behind Jimmy and Ant for me. I understood his role and appreciated his part but I was never a big Opie fan. I just find myself posting rationally about my opinions. I'm not a casual observer, I'm a hardcore fan since about 07 when I was a senior in high school. Lots of long drives to college and time in the gym and bored at college listening to O&A. I'm also under no delusions that my posts are getting the show back together, why would I think that? I simply wish the show would get back together even though there's like no chance of it happening anytime soon.
I didn't start this thread, insulting the haters. I don't tell people ripping on Opie to stop, I just retort. What's the big deal, do you want it to be 100% haters saying the same thing? Nothing wrong with differing opinions.
I'm also under no delusions the current show it good, I've posted many times how bad I think it is.