ME: Congrats on the perfect tweet!

46  2015-02-01 by Patagonian_Rat

34 comments

There are so many dumb, unfunny motherfuckers on this planet.

None of us fit that category though

fuck we're funny

Thanks to this subreddit, I have hundreds of nicknames for boobs.

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I know, all the Chip impressions make me howl

ME: Congrats on the perfect comment!

Philly CREW IN THE HOUSE

Where's Father Doris?

There was some guy who called in on like Friday who said the show was better than it had EVER been. How the fuck can anyone possibly have that opinion?

like tits says...radio guys have been setting that shit up for years.

Oh yeah. You are feeling the heat from the fans, maybe management says the content and show numbers are shit,

"Donny in Topeka, you're on the air!"

"Love you, love the show! You've never been better!"

Opie said this in the JV and Elvis fight but when he was called a board op he got a bunch of ballwashers on the line. Love you, love the show!

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Another one of those cases where Opie surpasses the threshold of cringe-inducing douchedom into this strange land where we're just baffled by what he's saying

TomGaffney63 wants to slip his pud between those mildly famous raqio titties.

opies self esteem is like banes 'venom'

if we unplug twitter his ego will shrink to the size of a childs

Solid. I'll give you an upvote. (I have a particular soft spot for Batman references)

You think hes just trolling us now?

He only trolls when he claims to be trolling, and he only claims to be trolling after he bombs. Which is most of the time.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there.

opie's go to line: you've been killing it. opie stinks

I haven't listened in many many years but I've been reading this sub like crazy the past few days.

I can't figure out what EX and ME mean. Does EX means eggs like Greggshell?

He says me when he tweets like a fucking asshole. Like we can't figure that out on our own.

YUCK. Thanks!

To be fair that is an amazingly insightful, well written tweet and I do feel smarter and more at peace with the world after reading it.

I want to disembowel TomGaffney63 with a rusty spoon.

But you'd go to jail for that, and lose your job and everything.

Oh literal... Forget it.

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The simple fact that he has to point this tweet out as being special shows exactly what the average feedback is. This (hopefully sarcastic) praise is unique and rare nowadays as opposed to be the norm of the past.

Let's blow each other, eh fellas?

Let's not start suckin each other's dicks just YET, gentlemen...

Ohh.. No. A new catch phrase for the sub.

How much did he pay him?

Opie retweets even more compliments than usual on days Jimmy's out. I counted 13 just since Wednesday this week. He honestly thinks he can do a better job without Ant or Jimmy.

Tbh tweets are kinda confusing without the "ME:"

So happy the Islanders got rolled by the Wings.

He says me when he tweets like a fucking asshole. Like we can't figure that out on our own.

But you'd go to jail for that, and lose your job and everything.