Ha ha Sam just posted this on his FB. Guess he didn't notice the title.

62  2015-01-31 by greygooser

39 comments

I'm positive he did notice. Sam's a good boy.

Sam gets it.

Jimmy looks like a nervous student-teacher in a classroom for the first time.

Sam's all in with the bit

Is Greggshells' Bruce Jenner-like bosom a bit or reality?

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That has to be the most unfortunate yet gratifying photo of all time. Jesus Christ.

It's more disgusting every time I see it.

Kind of like the show if I had bothered to listen to it (for free on Youtube) since August.

Not without his furry suit

Think he knows what it means?

Regardless, that profile picture is infuriating, I'd like to shatter his eye sockets.

The only person who reads the reddit thread more than Opie is Sam.

I was just thinking the same thing. For a second my iPad was in danger of being struck.

Still don't know which term I like more, Greggshells or tits. But both are very appropriate.

Is there a story behind the nicknames? I must have missed it and see it all over this sub.

Walking on eggshells, and he has tits.

There are a photos of Opie where you can clearly see he has some large man boobs and folks around here picked up on it. The Greggshells thing relates to egg shells and Opie having such thin skin.

Do you think if Tits was in the movie he would be showing it all over his shitty Twitter?

LOL

I gaurentee it and I bet Chris rock kept him out cause copies a fucking hack and he knows it

he's be showing it all over his titty Twitter... his shitty titty Twitter

where did he get the link lol

Haha ! Good call

tits free = opie free for the uneducated

Speaking of Top Five, I just watched it and I'm pretty sure although not positive that stupid Rich Vos makes an uncredited cameo at the end of the movie when Chris Rock goes into the Comedy Cellar. Can anyone confirm?

pretty sure it's him.

So Vos gets a line and Tits didn't even get an appearance.

Let's not forget that Rich Vos was a writer for the Emmy nominated The 77th Annual Academy Awards (2005). Unfortunately for Rich, the 2005 Emmy for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special was awarded to The 58th Annual Tony Awards.

While Opie did get to be on camera for a split second, I would definitely say he didn't steer the ship in that interview.

I saw the movie and don't recall Opie being on film, not once.

Vos had something to do with the production, I can't remember if he was wiriting or what, or if it was even revealed, but he showed up randomly on the day when they were filming the scene and O&A were surprised to see him. He seemed cagey about coming in because he seemed busy but he reluctantly hung out for a little bit. A cameo would make sense.

IIRC he wrote for the Chris Rock show so it wouldn't surprise me.

Vos is Chris Rock's muse...he's a far less sexy version of the muse Selma Hayek played in Dogma:
http://youtu.be/d_HOZTEpFGo

You're welcome :-)

I have a theory, Sam is /u/opiesucks.

It has to be!

As an aside....actually watched Top Five last night. Thank christ I was...ummm.....given a screener. What a pandering piece of shit.

The only bright side was ole' Jiggle Tits seems to have been left on the cutting room floor.

Pandering? In what way? I saw it too and disliked it, but I'm curious.

perhaps pandering is the wrong word. I thought the whole "Top Five" aspect of the story was something that plays far more to the African American community....and in doing so it kind of alienates a vast chunk of the ticket buying public (which is cool, if he went in knowing the film would have limited appeal).

mind you, I'm an (old)er Redditor and perhaps I am just ignorant to the fact that the whole "Top Five" thing is an actual thing.

I guess what I'm saying, more crudely stated, is that that key part of the movie is kind of knowingly and exclusively playing to a certain audience and, as such, felt a little pandery to me.

Not to get all race-y with it....but no love for the Beasties or Eminem in those top 5s....imagine that.

...and, no, this is not Anthony :)

Interesting, I'm white and saw the movie, I'd never heard of the Top Five thing before

I seen tits for a split second in the background

That'll be a meeting on Monday.

hahahahahah

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