Apparently after Opie got word that Ant was going after Jimmy for his show he was extremely pissed. He even went so far as to call Anthony and threaten to have his show shut down based on something in an old contract regarding the ownership of the ''Anthony'' character. When he confronted Anthony about this Ant was confused because he didn't think he had pushed that hard for Jim. Opie told Ant he wanted a face to face meeting immediately. Apparently they had the meeting at Eatman's place in Manhattan so they were on neutral ground. When they got there Eatman had already called Jim and he was there with Jonathan. They all sat down and got to business. After a bit of deliberation Eatman finally posed the question to Jimmy, ''All things equal, what show do you want to be on?'' After a few moments of thought Jim replied, ''I want both of these fuckin' cocksuckas to get on their knees and suck my fuckin' pecka till I blow my load all over dis place. My mudda used to tell me, ''Chippa when you blow your load make sure you do it in a sock. I can't be cleaning up you and Lamar's cream all day.'' So let's see what you to pieces of garbage can do.'' Naturally, Opie began polishing Jim's knob first. Ant wouldn't be left out and quickly got in there too while Opie tickled Jim's shitter. When it was all over Jim made his decision. He said, ''Even though Opie was a far better dick sucker, I'm gonna sign with Ant.'' The Opester replied, ''Hold on, hold on. Really?'' Jonathan exclaimed, ''Appral Fahlls! We all know Norton is a worm and there are no celebrity photo ops on Long Island.'' And this is how we got where we are today.

And that my friends is the rest of the story.