My Transformation

0  2015-01-29 by OpieSiriusXMRaqio

First I wanted to be cool so I strapped on my roller blades

Then I wanted to be shocking so I threw poker chips

Then I decided to be cool again so I became the candy kid

But all I've ever wanted was to be funny so I grew tits

Who's laughing now?

4 comments

You're a bore.

I know

Well alright then.

The real Opie would of said "DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!!!! YOU'RE SO STUPID!"