Off the top of my head I am making a list, add more of my genius bits and where I got my “inspiration” from

Hanging up the phone on a caller/guest - Jim told me a story about a running joke they had at the Cellar. You ask someone a question and as they begin to answer it you slam the door to the green room in their face. Jim did this to Colbert, who took it well, some fat guy didn't like it.

Shitting on people in a witless and predictable fashion, sometimes to their FACE - Sometimes I would say stuff like "HA-HA, you're homeless", that is from Nelson on the Simpsons. BUT there is more to this bit, I just can't put my huge donger on where this came from exactly. Also, I'll admit this was funny sometimes

Talking about my dick. Also threatening to show it but never actually doing so – probably a combination of Jim, Jay Mohr, Tracy Morgan, the list goes on. Even Anthony that one time in front of those drunk old ladies a million years ago, where I chickened out

Being a Democrat - Brother Weez is one so I am too

Hoarsely yelling something to compensate for it's lack of merit or humor - probably black comics

Obnoxious clapping into the mic, slapping something, and/or vocalizing a thumbs-up when I hear something I like - ???

Eating on mic for years, attacking my co-host for doing it once because “I stopped doing that”, and throwing a tantrum - ???

Mispronouncing words like “put”, “blueberries”, and even the word “words” - one half brain damage and one half parroting Jim

DESTROYING other people's cakes and guitars – probably Jackass

Wreckin up the place with POKER CHIPS, cereal, and other hard to pick up items - probably Jackass

Eating GROSS SHIT like cockroach omelettes - probably Jackass

Egg-nog drinking contest – probably Jackass

WOW – hoo-hoo, I told people to wrap a bandana around their car, tell-em Fred

Lesbian couch, wiffle ball bat, etc – probably Stern, but fucking obvious either way

Fucking a black chick but not really - ???

I'm petering out here, but there's gotta be some stuff to add