One of my favorite memories was coming out of the subway with a girl who I ended up dating for years, and seeing the first FHM on the newsstand with Beth on the cover, and her saying out loud, with her hand up to her mouth "What's wrong with that poor girl's face?"
I knew she was a keeper.
It got even better, when she found out who it was. She was a casual listener, at work, one of her neighbors listened to the show on his boombox. When she found out it was the woman Howard had been raving about, and everyone else calling "gorgeous" and "so beautiful", she broke down laughing.
So much a keeper.
Miss her. :(
Linzi...she's pretty enough. Dime a dozen in LA and SF, her type flocks to the coasts because they think they're going to get rich and famous on their looks. Well, the rich part is right, anyway - Opie has a multimillion dollar nut on his nuts until the day he dies now.
So..either the woman who'd fuck Howard Stern, or the woman who'd fuck Jiggletits McGillicutty.
Gotta go with Beth. If she'd fuck that ancient cadaver, she's got no limits. Just throw a mask on her. Linzi strikes me as the type who finds sex annoying, and complains the whole way through, and says "Are you done YET?"
13 comments
10 amaral69 2015-01-28
what is it about smoking hot younger blond chicks that causes once great radio personalities to become insufferable in their profession?
5 GameVault 2015-01-28
Are you saying that Opie was once a great radio personality? That's just silly sir.
-1 amaral69 2015-01-28
I think that he was pretty tolerable after listening to the old WNEW shows.
6 Nightkrawler49 2015-01-28
Lynsi only because it's Opies wife
3 GRIZx 2015-01-28
I bet Beth Stern has cat dander in that ancient pussy of hers, For once I think Opie takes the cake
2 PrinceCharmin 2015-01-28
One of my favorite memories was coming out of the subway with a girl who I ended up dating for years, and seeing the first FHM on the newsstand with Beth on the cover, and her saying out loud, with her hand up to her mouth "What's wrong with that poor girl's face?"
I knew she was a keeper.
It got even better, when she found out who it was. She was a casual listener, at work, one of her neighbors listened to the show on his boombox. When she found out it was the woman Howard had been raving about, and everyone else calling "gorgeous" and "so beautiful", she broke down laughing.
So much a keeper.
Miss her. :(
Linzi...she's pretty enough. Dime a dozen in LA and SF, her type flocks to the coasts because they think they're going to get rich and famous on their looks. Well, the rich part is right, anyway - Opie has a multimillion dollar nut on his nuts until the day he dies now.
So..either the woman who'd fuck Howard Stern, or the woman who'd fuck Jiggletits McGillicutty.
Gotta go with Beth. If she'd fuck that ancient cadaver, she's got no limits. Just throw a mask on her. Linzi strikes me as the type who finds sex annoying, and complains the whole way through, and says "Are you done YET?"
2 shaqfan99 2015-01-28
To be fair, Beth was independently successful before meeting Howard.
1 wp9215 2015-01-28
Lynsi is hotter 100%
1 IggysGlove 2015-01-28
Lynsi is better looking. Beth does in fact have a horse face. And it's not easy to almost be paying opie a compliment.
I bet he only fucks her a handful of times a year.
1 mrnonsenseny 2015-01-28
Are they recent pictures of Lynsi? The only ones I have scene are several years old and pre-babies.
-3 account456853 2015-01-28
you need to get out of the house more often.
2 amaral69 2015-01-28
are you new here?
3 JCP_1975 2015-01-28
Yes, he is. Its a troll account
2 GRIZx 2015-01-28
I'm 90% sure this is Benjamin72 or whatever that faggots name is
2 GRIZx 2015-01-28
I'm 90% sure this is Benjamin72 or whatever that faggots name is
3 JCP_1975 2015-01-28
Yes, he is. Its a troll account