Air band contest - Opie's grossest lie?

4  2015-01-27 by breadmoccasin

I had completely forgotten about this, does anybody have the clip of when Nougat Tits says his roommates at his dorm won an air banding contest? Would this actually be more douchey if he WASN'T lying?

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Opie must ah been playing second air fiddle or sumpthin' tss tsss

This is actually lame and obnoxious enough to believe.

Revisionist history. He was actually in the crowd flashing his milky hangers to the air band.

Opie's grossest lie: "I'm gifted down there."

I remember some story he told about jury duty a year or 2 ago that sounded like complete horse shit. The whole time i was waiting for jim or ant to call BS.

It was about him being a "tough guy" during the briefing or something like that.

No it was him saying he said he was racist or something like that.

I thought he called out a lawyer for lying, then bonded with a black man?

It was right after Florentine talked about being in one, I believe. Opie completely piggybacked onto his story. Then when asked for details he couldn't give any. Florentine's was actually kind of funny and Opie's was just brutally awful like usual.

He was lying back in the fall when he told Norton and Florentine he got some (insert college initials here, i forget) pussy. I was really hoping Florentine would call him out on it. You could tell by the tone of his voice he was full of shit.

I thought it was so horrendous that he was being truthful. Why would you lie about this? I can rationalize lying about cool shit to seem cool, but playing air keyboard isn't on that list

He didn't say they won, he said he was in the airband and it was douchey and so dumb. He was making fun of himself for it.

So no, this wasn't his grossest lie. Not even remotely close.