PROOF I have a MASSIVE cock that's been DESTROYING 10's since it was 18 years old
3 2015-01-26 by OpieSiriusXMRaqio
One time I met this one-armed girl from Fox News or something and I could tell she wanted my goofy ginger bod. I totally turned her down.
4 comments
8 BeerCanThick 2015-01-26
Remember when Opie said his attractive woman doctor was "scoping me out" and "checking out my piece." Or the Christmas bathroom fucking?
I've never heard the 50 year old virgin tell a believable story about sex but I've heard him grossly and obviously lie about his sexual history.
Or the time he didn't fuck black women but he did but he didn't because he came in his pants and the black woman still sucked him off?
"Who did you go to the club with? What club? What was her name? What did she look like? Do you have any relevant details for this story?"
"Ah man, I don't fuhkin' know. It was a real long time ago but I swear to God, dude, it totally happened."
5 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2015-01-26
Remember when he said his college air guitar band had groupies? They helped him put up numbas
5 TossyMcSalad 2015-01-26
WAIT WAIT! What, did she wear second hand clothing or sumpthin'? TSS
3 peckahinspectah 2015-01-26
suuuuree