The amount of people that...

0  2015-01-26 by peckahinspectah

The amount of people that type 'tss' proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this subreddit.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny chip impersonations, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "front page of the internet" reddit.

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You sound like one of those flaming homosexuals that always needs to make a "grand" entrance/exit when entering a room

tss

Is this what you said when you were 16 and gave your pops the finger and moved out of the house to be on your own maaaaan, only to move back in 2 weeks later?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Marine corp, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ISIS and ISIL, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting NSA agents across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Thats too long, even for a copy and paste joke

"gorilla warfare"

tss.

but will u still have time to inspect peckahs?

Nice 4chan copypaste.

Army guys are unsurprisingly dumb.

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You have the word "Peckah" in ur name. Is irony lost on you?

That's what I noticed.

bye