Too bad the Opster wasn't the one that caught the bullet.

Have you ever thought about water?

I mean, really thought about water?

He was faking the young surfer bro thing when it was too old in the late 90s to fit in with the younger grunge demo that was only 7-10 years younger, and they are all in their mid 40s now. Time's a bitch, but douche is eternal.

ME: Quiet bro, the CROWS are on....

Mid 40's now? Opie is around 52.

I was accentuating the point of how old The Destroyer is. He's so old that even "that younger demo" he tries to appeal to is pushing 50 themselves.

What's sadder is that this is still his idea of the younger demo and hence why every mention of Dave Grohl and his bald spot is sold as this ultra-hip current rock god.

Foo Fighters = "dad rock"

Talking slow now: the younger demo that he was shaving his age to appeal to in the 90s (20 years ago), THAT yoinger demo is in THIER mid 40s now.

So yes, OPESTER is in HIS 50s. Good job.

Haha. You said "yoinger".

Anthony was born in 61 and Opie was born in 63 right?

Back in the WNEW days they used to be so guarded about any of their personal info especially their age. they used to not even post pics of themselves & I think the WNEW website had pictures of them as little kids. They didn't ever say their last names and in Opie's case he kept his first name secret. Also, as crazy as it sounds, it was many years into WNEW when Anthony said he was a Republican and I remember it surprising me. That's how different the show used to be

Norton called Opie a 51 year old man this week when they were talking about the robot arm gift. It was a casual comment but Opie fell silent after as if Norton had just read off his social security number.

Well technically if his birthday is November 22 or later...

Mid 40's now? Opie is around 52.

ME: Quiet bro, the CROWS are on....