Yup. Jimmy does not like Jelly Tits at all, that much is clear from this audio.
It might come to the point where Jim can no longer tolerate Opie for the paychecks; thus he relapses and gets shit-faced drunk, comes into the studio without sleeping after a night-long binge of picking up trannies, then verbally destroys Opie on-air before cutting himself and threatening to commit suicide while sobbing uncontrollably and confessing that he really is gay (which we all already knew).
I think people are missing that Sir Isaac jelly tits ignored what jim said. Opie is worse than Fez. Fez has a character, or is a character. Opie has nothing but the eclectic village of retards he exploits. Now that he got rid of the retards it's clear that he is a weak link. Even more so than the mentally challenged homeless people he tries to milk fame out of.
Holy shit is that good, please make it a regular thing! It's absolutely perfect.
I gave O&J a chance earlier today with this episode while I was laying flooring but had to turn it off because Opie got me to the point where I was cursing at the speakers. I came here to see if anyone else was as annoyed as me with some of the things and then I find this, wow.
Any time he generalizes something like this it means that nothing happened. He was just sitting at home yesterday doing nothing, that's what "doing his thing" is. Just like when he said he picked up 2 black chicks by "you know, just being me" it meant that it didn't happen.
Sorry I think maybe my comment made it sound like I meant he picked up 2 black girls at once (for a threesome). He just, as he put it, "went black twice". But he never had "penis going into vagina" (what you and I might call "sex") with a black girl. The whole thing is so blatantly made up it's just absurd. He brings it up totally uninvited, and then hesitates and says "uhh..." when anyone asks him anything about it, gets this really sheepish voice, can't get his facts straight, all the while reminding you that it happened so long ago that he doesn't remember all the details. It's almost a cartoonish parody of someone telling a fake story - like Steve Carrell at the beginning of the 40 year old virgin - "I'd be nailing her, and she'd be like 'OH you're nailing me!'".
The actual line is around 11:40, but the lies start at 5:28 which this should link to:
oh my god. The show is so much worse like this. I realize now, that all I like about the O&J show besides Jimmy is literally the SOUND of Opie's voice. Because NO substance comes out of it. It must be because it reminds me of the old O&A show and all those hours of great radio his voice was a part of. My mind is tricking me into thinking I like Opie when really I am subconsciously waiting for Anthony to chime in with something actually good.
"Out and about doin' my thing!!" (going to power yoga, picking the kids up from soccer, going to a PTA meeting, lunching over grilled chicken salads, changing a tampon)
That really was beautiful but still, I'm annoyed that, while you tell us how you got Opie's voice to sound like that you don't tell us what effects you put on Jim's voice to make it sound like he really doesn't want to be there, hates sitting across from this blithering idiot and is constantly screaming insults toward Opie inside his mind.
Jimmy is just as bad as the Hole. He's been in show business for like over 20 years and he still clinging to this sinking ship for a paycheck. He knows this show is shit but doesn't have the self respect as an artist to leave. Which is fine, keep getting them checks! But his opinianated jimmy rants where he calls out the media and others hold no weight now, he's just as bad as them.
I have to mention that I listen to a short O&J Clip from just a couple days ago I think, maybe you guys can fill in the blanks. I quick remembered why I haventistened to his show since Ant left! I don't know why I let it, but I was so fucking pissed at hearing that pussy speak!
Opie was supposed to call into someone's Podcast that evening, but he blew it off. So the Podcast peoe called Opie repeatedly but he hid. The fucking money shit of this story is this. This motherfucker works 12 Hours a week if I'm not mistaken. Clothes are brought to his house for shopping, they have a chef, a maid, a nanny so they don't have to speak to their kids. Neither one of those two wortess fuck do shit!
Opie said he didn't call the Podcast because he wanted some alone time because "He is always so fucking busy, he never had two minutes to himself"!! 12 Hours a week sitting in a chair spilling out incoherent sentences that make no since for 3 Hours a day. How does he find time to live his life?
Lol man this is well done and funny as fuck. Can't stop playing it. I die every time he says we can do whatever the fuck we want and jim says yeah it's a wild show. Wow
If you wanted to highlight how fucking AWFUL the show is now you did a fantastic job of it. I'm simultaneously angry at how bad that was and extremely glad I haven't tuned in sinced they announced re-signing. Holy shit.
After so many years doing jocktober and sarcastically pretending he's on a horribly unfunny show, jim seems to have slipped into a PTSD flashback here. That "it's a wild show" shot was 100% freudian. I bet he felt hot and cold at the same time after he delivered it.
Opie is trolling everyone. I get that he's not smart but he's been playing this idiot character for a while. He is acting this way to annoy people and it's obviously working.
I figured you guys would down vote that for no reason. Quit listening to the show if you hate it so much cunts. I've never heard a bigger bunch of crying bitches in my life.
What's hack is you cry babies complaining about a show you don't have to listen to. He's the same person he's always been and you guys are beating a dead horse.
Why does people complaining about something bother you so much? Is it because it fills you with self-doubt to think something you like might actually suck?
Man up, Scoonshells. Try actually having some self-confidence in your own tastes for once, and not feeling like other people's opinions of a show are a direct criticism of your worth as a person.
A bit presumptuous aren't you? I'm not bothered, I'm amused. You guys sit and talk about Opie like you are on the view. Just curious, why do you listen to the show?
140 comments
87 paulshadow35 2015-01-22
opie: that's the beauty of us, we can do whatever the fuck we want.
jim: it's a wild show
69 RupertRooksby 2015-01-22
Norton is defeated.
34 sillypig69 2015-01-22
At 0:50 when he says "...yea, it's a wild show." You can just hear it...Jimmy's at rock bottom
17 [deleted] 2015-01-22
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32 Lasagna_Hat 2015-01-22
I have a feeling he scratches the number of days he's in studio like an Alcatraz prisoner from the 40s
8 jakdak 2015-01-22
He just signed another 2 year contract.
15 Lasagna_Hat 2015-01-22
Scratching dollar signs then
8 NhaterJR 2015-01-22
And that's all we got on that
6 CookieHaid 2015-01-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IaVy3-ezlA&t=4m0s
3 stinkskc 2015-01-22
You didn't have shit on it Opie YOU DID NOT have to move on. You just felt left out . boo hooo
10 chippersonlyle 2015-01-22
The irony is Norton is actually not a John for once, he's the prostitute.
8 Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-22
Yup. Jimmy does not like Jelly Tits at all, that much is clear from this audio.
It might come to the point where Jim can no longer tolerate Opie for the paychecks; thus he relapses and gets shit-faced drunk, comes into the studio without sleeping after a night-long binge of picking up trannies, then verbally destroys Opie on-air before cutting himself and threatening to commit suicide while sobbing uncontrollably and confessing that he really is gay (which we all already knew).
27 [deleted] 2015-01-22
That was so sad.
15 Zenaesthetic 2015-01-22
"I was out and about, doin my thing, I didn't have time" Go kill yourself.
13 spinuch 2015-01-22
I think people are missing that Sir Isaac jelly tits ignored what jim said. Opie is worse than Fez. Fez has a character, or is a character. Opie has nothing but the eclectic village of retards he exploits. Now that he got rid of the retards it's clear that he is a weak link. Even more so than the mentally challenged homeless people he tries to milk fame out of.
6 abacab1212 2015-01-22
Probably the funniest thing opie's said in months, albeit unintentionally.
60 I-take-beast-shits 2015-01-22
This deserves to be permanently stickied at the top of this subreddit for all of eternity.
13 poowipe 2015-01-22
I agree
54 michaelcolestie 2015-01-22
This is literally THE funniest original thing any user has ever posted in this sub.
18 WiretapStudios 2015-01-22
"I'm absolutely crying over here"
12 beachcity 2015-01-22
Through your tears....
15 WiretapStudios 2015-01-22
He came from Long Island with two bad bits...
4 Wsallgood 2015-01-22
And what happened?
11 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-01-22
Did you HOWL?
4 WiretapStudios 2015-01-22
I was fucking howling and then I mic'd it and pitched it up 5 octaves so I could be howlin' along with the Opester.
3 Weirdfellas 2015-01-22
That was IN color, you were watching?
1 DocWheatley 2015-01-22
Agreed
37 UncPa57yrzyng 2015-01-22
What blathering nothingness. I feel so sad.
36 pfhor 2015-01-22
Holy shit is that good, please make it a regular thing! It's absolutely perfect.
I gave O&J a chance earlier today with this episode while I was laying flooring but had to turn it off because Opie got me to the point where I was cursing at the speakers. I came here to see if anyone else was as annoyed as me with some of the things and then I find this, wow.
11 marsgamingchannel 2015-01-22
Every time I try to give it a listen I can't do it.
11 BrogueTrader40k 2015-01-22
If you would rather lay floor in silence than listen to oqie...yikes.
3 zlzl 2015-01-22
Were you "losing your mind"?
Hey, I didn't hear Vos and Bonnie's show.... were they also "losing their minds"?
35 Taurox 2015-01-22
I'd listen to a whole show of this.
30 Jackatard 2015-01-22
That was the greatest...Jimmy sounds like he's just exhausted with that insufferable hole.
28 poowipe 2015-01-22
Holy shit, it's obvious that everyone around the show hates him now
28 schmoegreene 2015-01-22
"They wanted me to call in but I was... uh... out and about doing my thing!"
What a cunt.
15 Flamgirlant 2015-01-22
Any time he generalizes something like this it means that nothing happened. He was just sitting at home yesterday doing nothing, that's what "doing his thing" is. Just like when he said he picked up 2 black chicks by "you know, just being me" it meant that it didn't happen.
10 Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-22
"he said he picked up 2 black chicks by "you know, just being me""
Please tell me that's not real.
1 Flamgirlant 2015-01-22
Sorry I think maybe my comment made it sound like I meant he picked up 2 black girls at once (for a threesome). He just, as he put it, "went black twice". But he never had "penis going into vagina" (what you and I might call "sex") with a black girl. The whole thing is so blatantly made up it's just absurd. He brings it up totally uninvited, and then hesitates and says "uhh..." when anyone asks him anything about it, gets this really sheepish voice, can't get his facts straight, all the while reminding you that it happened so long ago that he doesn't remember all the details. It's almost a cartoonish parody of someone telling a fake story - like Steve Carrell at the beginning of the 40 year old virgin - "I'd be nailing her, and she'd be like 'OH you're nailing me!'".
The actual line is around 11:40, but the lies start at 5:28 which this should link to:
http://youtu.be/PVCNPCIy3fU?t=5m28s
And I said this elsewhere the day it aired, but just to reiterate:
Opie is such a pathetic loser that he came in his pants in a story he made up.
25 RupertRooksby 2015-01-22
phenomenal
17 [deleted] 2015-01-22
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13 Wsallgood 2015-01-22
Do dooo do do
24 orrangearrow 2015-01-22
This is all going to come crashing down at some point. I can't wait to hear it.
4 catclops13 2015-01-22
This is the only reason I still check this sub. I know one of these days, there will be a headline saying "it finally happened".
23 booderdooders 2015-01-22
Your ability to capture everything wrong with the show and make it as funny as possible has me in a state of awe
22 [deleted] 2015-01-22
http://i.imgur.com/byNQEY5.jpg
21 Weed_n_Wisdom 2015-01-22
oh my god. The show is so much worse like this. I realize now, that all I like about the O&J show besides Jimmy is literally the SOUND of Opie's voice. Because NO substance comes out of it. It must be because it reminds me of the old O&A show and all those hours of great radio his voice was a part of. My mind is tricking me into thinking I like Opie when really I am subconsciously waiting for Anthony to chime in with something actually good.
16 booderdooders 2015-01-22
I had the same realization. Forced to focus on the content of what he's saying, it's a whole new level of realization of how terrible he is.
8 [deleted] 2015-01-22
holy fuck you're right.
21 OrionsPants 2015-01-22
"...Yeah, it's a wild show." LOL. Norton's genuine disgust.
19 DreadfortReek 2015-01-22
I'm all in with high voiced Opie. Jimmy sounds so uninterested.
18 fart_yourself_awake 2015-01-22
Haha, that's gold
18 Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-22
Bravo
17 snoopkhat 2015-01-22
Fuck, that really emphasizes his shitty falsetto whine when the bass disappears. He will probably sound like that all the time when he gets older.
1 thrillated 2015-01-22
Older than 63?
17 retroracer 2015-01-22
thanks for the blow by blow of creating this audio gold
17 turdthief 2015-01-22
If someone printed a transcript of this 2 minute clip, I'd fall asleep reading it
5 WiretapStudios 2015-01-22
The other day someone posted a transcription like this, and it was god-awful.
16 iheartdna 2015-01-22
"Out and about doin' my thing!!" (going to power yoga, picking the kids up from soccer, going to a PTA meeting, lunching over grilled chicken salads, changing a tampon)
Source: I'm a lady and that's our thing
6 turdthief 2015-01-22
Go clean a toilet, Opie
15 chippersonlyle 2015-01-22
Opie is such a goddamn woman.
14 L0rdDougmanWGodspeed 2015-01-22
Ho-ly shit.
10 phaseMonkey 2015-01-22
Jee-sus Christ.
12 michaelcolestie 2015-01-22
Son-of a bitch.
7 otteaux 2015-01-22
Nig-ga puh-lease
14 marsgamingchannel 2015-01-22
This is the fucking best.
14 semihat 2015-01-22
That's funny but where did you pull the clips of Julia Child from?
13 WilliamTellAll 2015-01-22
You win the internet this week.
13 MonsteRain 2015-01-22
Just plowing through.
13 BrogueTrader40k 2015-01-22
It's like oqie is looking around the room saying "This is funny. We're funny."
12 JCP_1975 2015-01-22
Kudos, my friend.
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11 jerk-ass 2015-01-22
Really not all that far off from his high voice that he does. Fucking titted man.
11 nothing_mattress 2015-01-22
So many moments in this, holy shit. Every line is gold.
11 jags85 2015-01-22
This gets better with every listen "Whats goin on Jimmy!"
11 SkippinTurtles 2015-01-22
Any classic bit Opie stepped on needs this treatment.
11 Openy 2015-01-22
I can't wait to faintly hear a high-pitched Opie saying "Good morning, CCR" on Jimmy's phone on the show in the next week or so
10 DarthRightguard 2015-01-22
WOOOOOOW..Please sir. Another!
10 OfficialEdAsner 2015-01-22
That really was beautiful but still, I'm annoyed that, while you tell us how you got Opie's voice to sound like that you don't tell us what effects you put on Jim's voice to make it sound like he really doesn't want to be there, hates sitting across from this blithering idiot and is constantly screaming insults toward Opie inside his mind.
9 Zenaesthetic 2015-01-22
Holy fuck, this is great. Thank you for your service.
9 OfficialEdAsner 2015-01-22
Jimmy's voice is exactly the voice I have when I'm talking to my dad.
9 Faded99 2015-01-22
I liked Creedence until I heard this.
9 jimenezleon12 2015-01-22
Jimmy is just as bad as the Hole. He's been in show business for like over 20 years and he still clinging to this sinking ship for a paycheck. He knows this show is shit but doesn't have the self respect as an artist to leave. Which is fine, keep getting them checks! But his opinianated jimmy rants where he calls out the media and others hold no weight now, he's just as bad as them.
8 dochattan 2015-01-22
If this was done to every show, I may consider listening again.
8 Z-Tay 2015-01-22
Holy shit, this is brilliant.
8 Jimandthem 2015-01-22
This. Is. Amazing
8 kungfuego 2015-01-22
Me: "Not my gumdrop buttons"
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8 otteaux 2015-01-22
Fucking genius. If Opie had 10% of the creativity and humor of the people on this sub, he'd almost be listenable.
7 peckah 2015-01-22
dats fawkin funny
7 tedsheckler48 2015-01-22
Jesus Christ that's fucking funny, I spat out my coffee laughing TWICE!
"It's a wild show."
7 jsmill1 2015-01-22
this is brilliant.
7 Openy 2015-01-22
Opie Mouse
7 heyitsbobby 2015-01-22
He sounds like David from Isreal
This is fantastic!
7 Infamous_P_I_G 2015-01-22
Uncomfortable music talk leading nowhere. Opie is such a hack.
7 truthie 2015-01-22
This is as brilliant as it is infuriating. Fucking well done!
7 Moxson4 2015-01-22
I have to mention that I listen to a short O&J Clip from just a couple days ago I think, maybe you guys can fill in the blanks. I quick remembered why I haventistened to his show since Ant left! I don't know why I let it, but I was so fucking pissed at hearing that pussy speak!
Opie was supposed to call into someone's Podcast that evening, but he blew it off. So the Podcast peoe called Opie repeatedly but he hid. The fucking money shit of this story is this. This motherfucker works 12 Hours a week if I'm not mistaken. Clothes are brought to his house for shopping, they have a chef, a maid, a nanny so they don't have to speak to their kids. Neither one of those two wortess fuck do shit!
Opie said he didn't call the Podcast because he wanted some alone time because "He is always so fucking busy, he never had two minutes to himself"!! 12 Hours a week sitting in a chair spilling out incoherent sentences that make no since for 3 Hours a day. How does he find time to live his life?
6 pervyjeffo 2015-01-22
A show with 2 holes and a Sam is just bound to make it big.
6 Gnarkillz 2015-01-22
Fucking amazing.
6 VeritablyClean 2015-01-22
this is fantastic
6 fervt 2015-01-22
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
6 panjshirlion 2015-01-22
I can't quite place why, but the tone of "THIS'S A LOT OF CLIPS!" at 1:23 cracks me up consistently.
6 swordandpistol 2015-01-22
This is gold. Jimmy sounds so annoyed.
6 aprosbro 2015-01-22
Holy shit this is genius.
5 GhostOfPatrice 2015-01-22
Oh boy....
5 hansel4150 2015-01-22
…
5 Faded99 2015-01-22
yeah...
5 timewaitsforsome 2015-01-22
high-pitch opie - the newest wack packer
5 grayscales 2015-01-22
This is awesome, but it sounds like high-pitched Oqie is biting down on gauze after a root canal
5 opieisdumb 2015-01-22
Lol man this is well done and funny as fuck. Can't stop playing it. I die every time he says we can do whatever the fuck we want and jim says yeah it's a wild show. Wow
5 clickclack8 2015-01-22
If you wanted to highlight how fucking AWFUL the show is now you did a fantastic job of it. I'm simultaneously angry at how bad that was and extremely glad I haven't tuned in sinced they announced re-signing. Holy shit.
4 cenzo39 2015-01-22
Opie sounds like Whitey from the Adam Sandler albums.
4 SledgeBammer 2015-01-22
High-Pitch Opie - the newest Wack Packer
4 unclepaulhargis 2015-01-22
At this point, I have to wonder why Opie hasn't killed himself.
6 jimenezleon12 2015-01-22
He's too dumb to realize how shitty he and his show are. It's why retards don't get depressed. Ignorance is bliss.
4 jimenezleon12 2015-01-22
All that's left is for them to get plastic surgery and start wearing makeup.
4 clarkiswhite 2015-01-22
Goddamn was this good. Could one also do this in Pro Tools by just knocking Opie's voice up or down a couple of semitones?
3 Moxson4 2015-01-22
What's the deal with O-Q-I-O? & R-A-Q-I-O?? I missed something.
7 WiretapStudios 2015-01-22
The letters in the logo make it look like a lowercase q on radio so everyone is shitting on it since it came out, as they should. It's a garbage logo.
6 Moxson4 2015-01-22
Thanks
3 Aureez 2015-01-22
Opie the strong independent black woman, we all knew he could be.
3 DRIPSCBW 2015-01-22
lmao I can't stop laughing at this
3 KnickedUp 2015-01-22
Done dead
3 onemancrimespree 2015-01-22
That was absolutely one of the funniest things I've heard in recent memory. What program did you use to do this?
3 FaroutIGE 2015-01-22
After so many years doing jocktober and sarcastically pretending he's on a horribly unfunny show, jim seems to have slipped into a PTSD flashback here. That "it's a wild show" shot was 100% freudian. I bet he felt hot and cold at the same time after he delivered it.
3 Battler4321 2015-01-22
AMAZING
3 clickclack8 2015-01-22
"We can do whatever the FUCK we want!" Yep, except for something CRAZY like a most offensive song contest.
3 SlamballReunionTour 2015-01-22
lmao please do this again, it's incredible. It's like a mirror of truth
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-2 wp9215 2015-01-22
holy shit. I'm not even an Opie hater, but that is funny
5 stinkskc 2015-01-22
How's the rest of the Philly crew
-4 benjamin72 2015-01-22
um, this was fucking hilarious. kudos. finally something original.
-17 Scoon916 2015-01-22
Opie is trolling everyone. I get that he's not smart but he's been playing this idiot character for a while. He is acting this way to annoy people and it's obviously working.
13 dude_relaxe 2015-01-22
Opie Kaufman?
4 Weirdfellas 2015-01-22
That's the BIT, you stupid FUCK
4 otteaux 2015-01-22
I've honestly considered that this may be true 0 only because I can't imagine somebody being as humorless and as tone deaf as Opie.
-4 Scoon916 2015-01-22
I figured you guys would down vote that for no reason. Quit listening to the show if you hate it so much cunts. I've never heard a bigger bunch of crying bitches in my life.
3 IBison 2015-01-22
It wasn't for no reason. You just wheeled out the same tired 'Thats the bit' excuse used by Opie-Apologists. It is, like your idol, hack.
-3 Scoon916 2015-01-22
What's hack is you cry babies complaining about a show you don't have to listen to. He's the same person he's always been and you guys are beating a dead horse.
2 packitchofsositch 2015-01-22
Why does people complaining about something bother you so much? Is it because it fills you with self-doubt to think something you like might actually suck?
Man up, Scoonshells. Try actually having some self-confidence in your own tastes for once, and not feeling like other people's opinions of a show are a direct criticism of your worth as a person.
-2 Scoon916 2015-01-22
A bit presumptuous aren't you? I'm not bothered, I'm amused. You guys sit and talk about Opie like you are on the view. Just curious, why do you listen to the show?
2 IBison 2015-01-22
Why did they listen to Scorch? In this, you will find your answer. Any further complaints is the talk of a simple hater.
-1 Scoon916 2015-01-22
How long have you been listening?
1 IBison 2015-01-22
A billion years.
0 Scoon916 2015-01-22
Well you are a real fucking idiot then. Would you watch Scorch and then complain about it? Now go cry about something else loser.
1 IBison 2015-01-22
The only one who seems to be crying here is you sweetheart ;)
4 Wsallgood 2015-01-22
And what happened?