We should build a robot to punch Jiggle Jugs in the face with his robot fist until he stops raping our ears on a daily basis.

8  2015-01-22 by shittycuntdiaperrash

Who's in? Any engineers here? Or robot builders? Or anyone with seed money?

11 comments

7  PigsArePunished 2015-01-22

Could we perhaps suggest a contrived on-air bet in which the robot would have to be assembled within a specific timeframe, alluding to substantial monetary figures yet knowing that no currency would truly change hands?

6  shittycuntdiaperrash 2015-01-22

Fuck it. Let's just buy some Juggalos a six pack of Faygo to beat the shut out of him.

1  GameVault 2015-01-22

So plan b is paying off some white trash loser with 4 bucks in generic cola to punch him. You are the Opie of reddit.

6  AntsCamera 2015-01-22

In all fairness it would require little effort or resources on our parts, we just need to find someone pathetic enough to live in an area of the country that sells Faygo, then convince them that Opie made a gay sex Joke about Shaggy and Violent J.

It would work, they would do meth and walk to NYC to beat his ass.

3  Opprobriousness 2015-01-22

The power of magnets compels them.

3  AntsCamera 2015-01-22

Fucking magnets, how do they work?!? bewildered voice

Maybe Snowy in Michigan knows....

Snnnnnnnnooooowaaaaay!

5  CookieHaid 2015-01-22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CiE32h55HI

1  GameVault 2015-01-22

Or you could... idk... not listen. That's what I do and have yet to be a victim of rape.

4  Opprobriousness 2015-01-22

Do you like pinball?

2  AntsCamera 2015-01-22

You are not dressing sexy enough.

2  sockmess 2015-01-22

Hey i should be able to place my ears anywhere without having bad sounds advances forced on them.

3  Opprobriousness 2015-01-22

The power of magnets compels them.