Opie is a male hole

32  2015-01-22 by [deleted]

Fact!

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Wait wait wait wait! Hold ooooon! Bam from Philly wants in baaaaad! Bam from Philly go ahead..

Hey guys I....

Do you know when I'm hangin with the Philly crew that we go to cheese steaks! Oh my God, they're horrific, all dripping with grease...

Bam: Right, yeah, well the reason I called..

ME: Hold on, hold ooooon! I'm creating radio gold and you just interrupted me!

Bam: OK, well when you picked up I thought it was my turn...

ME: What's so important that you had to interrupt me?

Bam: I just wanted to know how my kids were doing.

ME:.......

Snowy in Michigan. Snowaaay!

He really is. It has gotten worse ever since he had children. Stories about your kids, and the adventures that ensue. Remember when Jim did Uncle Paul, and Opie said it bothers him because he has kids now?

Holes know how to bring a show to a halt. They will tag themselves in on a joke, and will destroy the laughter.

PAUSE!

OK PAUSE IT

I remember that discussion vividly because it was my first WTF moment listening to Opie. Hell my disappointment was so great with him I even remember I was in Seattle in my car waiting to drive up on the ferry. It was sunny out and some fat black jackass in a dark green Ford Expedition banged his door into my brand new car. Yeah it's up there with periwinkle shirt, the Edmund Fitzgerald, and liquid ass in terms of memorable moments... just in a bad way.

Tell us another story Grandpa...

Ohhhhh... come on! Guyyyys...

and I miss Patrice.

He has tits. There is nothing male about Opie.

I'd rather hear my mother beg for mercy than listen to Jelly Tits for even a minute.

That's a CK line.

exactly

I'm a Mole! Half-man, half-hole. I'm my own cunty killjoy.

Ohhhhh jeez, stop it!

tssss he's a manhole

Thank you. THANK you! That's what I was saying.

Opie has always had really feminine energy. He argues like a bitch, pouts like a bitch, and has the tv watching habits of a bitch. Not to mention the tits.

Hot take.

Does anyone know where the Bam/Opies wife thing started? I know the easter egg on the one CKY video that was the home porn tape that was supposed to be them, and I know on XM when they got Bam to call in and deny it. But was it a radio show or what that first floated the rumor that Opie was marrying Bam's ex slam piece?

The Easter egg sex tape on the cky4 I think it was. It not the same as the alleged lynsi/bam sex tape. That was bams longtime girlfriend of the time, Jenn rivell.

The alleged lynsi bam tape hasn't been released.

Yeah but who said it first, who floated the rumor? Stern?

Nah. It was written about in Chauncey haydens magazine or whatever the fuck it was.

But opie said the story was sold to Chauncey from a disgruntled exproducer. Can't remember the name.

Ohh yeah I totally forgot about him.

Biggest Opie being a hole moment I can remember is Jimmy saying "cunt" and Opie came in with "Ughhh.. I hate that word."

oh no, did that really happen?..

He keeps bringing up that they're trying to be nicer now and curse less too.

wtf is happening to the show?

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that whole opie vs vos athletics talk today was dreadful, at least if ant were there he probably could've made some humor out of it when they were debating who could bench press more with a boogie nights reference.

me personally, i don't think a bench press is a good measure of strength. i measure the strength of a man by his ability to provide for his family.

Do you think male African Africans very weak

big high thigh muscle that goes up into the back, i hope we don't need to fight the race war with sticks and stones like einstein predicted cause that blackleticism is something else.

as for the comment, i guess they could run a shell game and convert all foot lockers into child support enforcement offices for a day of shake downs. diplomatic answers if you ask me.