Does anyone here know someone as stupid as Opie?

0  2015-01-20 by snoopkhat

not including the Worm. And if you did,would you listen to them speak for 2-3 hours a day?

You would smack them in the mouth!

14 comments

5  brmlb 2015-01-20

I know a guy who's as dumb, and even looks like him. He has a punchable face.

3  E-rockComment 2015-01-20

Of course, Opie is not exceptional in that regard either. I think it's more noticeable with him as most dullards don't have a platform where they can fully express their views (or lack there of) for an extended period of time.

3  GameVault 2015-01-20

No but I have a sister who is a carbon copy of intern David. Exact same mannerisms and speech patterns. It's fucking creepy.

3  michaelcolestie 2015-01-20

Anthony cumia Skype call imminent

2  Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-20

Boobster isn't stupid, he's VERY intelligent.

Don't you know that he's a mathematical genius who was working as a bookie for the mafia before he was even old enough to legally buy tobacco?

Nice try on the hate though.

2  thecrazing 2015-01-20

There was one time where it seemed like he did some mental arithmetic fairly quickly -- I think it was some percentage, and he came up with 'Around 72%', when it was 71.5 or something. I was pretty impressed. But since he's then bumbled with something like 8+5, I retroactively realized he must've opened up Calculator on his phone to get that percentage. That might not have been what popped my Opie hate cherry, but it was probably when the cement of my hate finally cured.

2  stinkskc 2015-01-20

No one I know trys this hard to be funny.. And fails so miserably

2  breadmoccasin 2015-01-20

There's plenty of really stupid people in the world, but few of them get paid millions a year to be interesting and funny while delivering what Opie delivers, which is not nothing, but a negative.

1  RealRockTV 2015-01-20

most people i know are dumber. that's why life is so boring.

0  AntsCamera 2015-01-20

Opie is actually smart if you are grading on the bell curve.

Which is a huge source of my cynicism.

-3  account456853 2015-01-20

this sub is teeming with imbeciles!

-5  Nightkrawler49 2015-01-20

I actually kno a girl that acts a dumb and arrogant as Opie. Only difference is she isn't going very far in life

2  dochattan 2015-01-20

I actually no a girl that acts a dumb and arrogant as Opie

Is it you?

*know.. *as

2  [deleted] 2015-01-20

That's the bit.

2  Nightkrawler49 2015-01-20

Hold on hold on