Anthony Cumia on the NY Horror Show Red Carpet

17  2015-01-19 by Slippery_Slope_Guy

64 comments

Ant fit right in and he didn't even need a mask.

Didn't even watch it just came straight to the comments knowing this would be here.

Christ does Anthony own shirts other than Rockstar freebies from a decade ago?

This is embarrassing. Can Anthony please go back to Sirius. Is there any possibility?

Why would Sirius want talent? They seem to thrive on failure.

he must want to replay that day in July 2014 again and make some difference choices now.

Nice that he took a break from being the centerpiece of the Frankenstein display to do this piece.

Awesome, Anthony even decided to cos play as Freddy Krueger.

Lady Di, Marion, Bobo, Big A, Patty, and Sandy Kane would have fit right in there.

home run cumia

Wowzers, I never felt bad for the guy until now.

That was pathetic. I don't know were to begin. First off the production value is garbage, standing in front of backdrop while it only covers only half the frame. Is ant not big enough to do his interviews and have the back drop cover the entire frame? not pushed off to the side like if bobo had a show there.

Is this his new persona, hacky nice guy. Not one drop of sacrasam. This is an opie wbab,local tv news quality video. It is clear zero thought went into any of this. I'm blown away. I bet he wishes he never got twitter, holy shit this is where he is now.

I don't hate ant but I can't not get douche chills from that on every level.

They both became what they jocktobered

And the circle is complete.

Time is a flat circle. Everything Ant has done, is doing, and will do has already happened.

He is in Carcosa.

We are starting to get a glimpse into the reality of when ant use to joke about having his job and lifestyle grabbed away from him, loosing it for whatever reason, Backin 2008 when they were riding high on the hog.

Well guess what. Ouch. The long island spooke (no pun intended) fair

This is without a doubt the worst thing I've ever watched. imo, this is worse than anything Opie has done, oh my god is this video enraging.

It's cringe-worthy on a level I can't even comprehend.

RIP

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I thought it was funny. When he Chipped that Russian guy I fucking died. Then again I'm desperate for laughs

Well, maybe Ant could go back to roofing or installing air conditioners.

"The world needs ditch diggers too!"

That was... something..

I like it better when Jimmy goes to Comic Con as Chip and just trolls everyone.

stares at toolbelt with a tear falling down cheek

this is somehow worse than Sandy Kanes public access TV show

Twatto has more charisma than this.

Watching Anthony bomb like this makes my tummy hurt.

I'm by no means an Anthony apologist, but wasn't this supposed to be cringey?

I would assume Anthony went there thinking he might be able to turn it in to something, and it was a train wreck of humanity. I've been to some shitty cons, but that just seemed awful.

At any rate, he should have at least added some '80s public access style graphics to it to really bring it home.

He was making fun of it before he even went there on last Thursday's show.

Even being judged as "supposed to be cringey" it was a swing and a miss. If you're going for cringe, you want to make people uncomfortable and say stuff that will be awkward, within reason of course. This was just a giant whiff.

"THAT'S THE BIT!!!"

Quit looking at child-porn you defective lonely cunt.

If anthony and his team had any talent or creativity the editor would have used graphics and filters and music to make it corny on purpose like it actually was on public access tv. That would have been great. But did you expect rat to do that.

His team fucking blows

Seriously. You silence the fans that promoted your show and this is what you post. Go fuck yourself.

Is Ant working on a demo reel? It isn't horrible but I don't quite get it.

Why isn't he fucking with these people?

New Anthony doesn't do that.

I love Ant, but that intro was cringy

Ive got a bone to pick that intro

He doesn't want another black eye?

I'm just going to tell myself that this abomination was intentional. And those exotic dancers at the end are just goddesses, aren't they?

What a gomba

*Goomba

shut up you gomba

Bafangoo, you wop. (Wop stands for "with out papers." It's an Ellis Island slang term)

To the people complaining about this video, I think you're forgetting a few key points:

1) Anthony couldn't pull O&A in 1998 antics here. He's in Brentwood, Long Island in a crowd of about 100 people. It's too small a venue for BS. If he's disruptive, they're kicking his ass out. This isn't NY ComiCon.

2) "He only had half the backdrop." Did you see the size of the backdrop? It was 6 feet long and he was sharing it with someone else filming. Again, this is not a large venue.

3) Did you really expect him to go to this, bash the D-list talent and leave in 5 minutes? He was poking fun at the cheesyness of the whole thing. There were no recognizable figures at this "convention." That's where the humor is.

Was it homeless shopping spree? No. But, just take it at face value - a throw away bit. It's better than anything Jelly Tits has done since the firing.

I get it, but he could've had a bit more or at the very least after being there for a while and not getting anything then go for the blow it up kick out moment. I know that isn't really Ant's thing but then why even go? Even at face value it isn't very good.

No, this is not better than anything on O&J, that's just ridiculous. This is bad even with all the caveats. This is something you just don't do.

Oh god, just stop it. Stop making excuses. That was fuking awful. Don't embarrass yourself. What bit? It would have been a bit if his team had creativity and made it look like a cheesy public access tv spot in post production with music and graphics but this was given to us straight up. Hack shit they would have made fun of in the past.

He didn't have to go in and dump a barrel of rats and run away but he sure could have done something better than he did.

Rat is an awful producer to boot.

Enough with the Anthony unconditional love. He is starting to show his true range of creativity. Not too much

Nice white knighting you fucking homo.

I'll reiterate... Appropriate username.

Aren't you due to ask a traveler three questions?

As appropriate as your username: "TheConsumer (of Anthony's cock)"

Nice Cumia Homosexual Fantasy Fanfiction there.

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No.

Anthony will do anything within 10km of his house. Jesus H Christ

had me at that insipid 'papa was a rollin bone' joke

This is satire of a typical cheesy interview crew. You'd have to be a fucking spastic not to realize it.

Everyone sees that he's going for satire. It's still a huge swing and a miss though. It's not funny at all and it's uncomfortable not in a good way (I.e chip at comicon) but in a way that makes you feel embarrassed that Anthony is even there.

Just because it's trying to be a store doesn't make is immune to criticism. It is possible for something to be intended as satire and to just not work. It is also possible for Anthony to have a big swing and a miss, he's not perfect.

Honeslty, this more annoys me than anything. When with O&A ant always said he was out the door right away and put in minimal effort, with the reason being nothing got done anyway. Well here he is at least putting effort in and doing something extra after his show.

I see your point and I agree for the most part, but I truly believe there may be some people here who don't realize he's satirizing shitty hack interviewers. There are some people complaining about the intro and how douchey it is as if he didn't know he was doing it.

Yeah I mean obviously he's going for a something. It still doesn't change the fact that it even fails when being judged on the curve that it's satire and he's trying to be douchey.

If people don't realize that he was trying for that then they're dumb. But it also doesnt make it funny because he was going for something, ya know. Idk it just sucks watching this because he fails so hard and it's so bad. It's not cringey or douchey in a good way or even a funny way. It's just sad and embarrassing and I want better for Anthony. It has a Lamotta at the end of Raging bull sadness to it, like he shouldn't be there and this is just sad. Maybe that's too much hyperbole but still.

You see I find it funny because it's cringey in the worst way possible. It's over the top douche, it's like the antithesis of what I know Anthony Cumia to be.

I see it more as a laughing at instead of with. He thinks him and the viewer are in on the joke together, but actually you feel uncomfortable and embarrassed for him.

It is not that we did not get what he was trying to do and it went over our heads, the bit did not work and was poorly executed, clearly.

With this piece you have two ways to go. Super polished and well done like a proper news package, which would have been not in his demo wheel house

or a really well thought out execution to make this really cheesy and have over-the-top low budget production value qualities. This would take some effort and know how but would have made the bit work. the editor should have made the video quality that of VHS, bad production music (cheesy sounding from the 90's) bad/cheesy graphics. that would have been the bit if well done.

His piece lies somewhere in between. It was not made bad enough for comedic value and it was not made good enough to be sleek. it was just lazy and poorly done.

He missed his mark big time with this.

Why does he not have a real crew? Why does he have a retired cop and a young boy with no experience helping him?

This made me think of the Bill Burr clip in one of the most uncomfortable interviews of this sort that I've ever seen. Holy shit is this brutal. if you want to get the bad taste out of your mouth from this Ant clip, check this one out if you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6JKgDsD3_E

Ant and team told keithireland to pull his 2 minute bit clips so they could upload this shit?

Got into O and A in about 09/10 and its taken till yesterday (this vid)for ant to put out something that gives overwhelming douches chills.Pretty good run.All I can think while watchin is 1.July 2014 2.There are people that will respond positively to anything ant puts out I had to look away when he started talking about the voices he did.The top YT comment nailed it.He is scorch.Although he is brilliant this vid is scorch-esque.They should take this video DOWN to promote the show

that was enjoyable. woof at the long island tribal dance