The fact that Opie can't get a successful YouTube channel despite having great personal wealth and being featured on a national platform is tremendously embarrassing.

18  2015-01-19 by [deleted]

How many people, who have genuine talent, have gotten themselves relative fame and a career out of making YouTube videos, and a lot of them come from nothing, only using actual talent to make a name for themselves on the platform.

Opie has the opportunity to use his personal wealth and power of being on a national platform to promote his videos, and has practically NOTHING from it. It only serves to show how actual garbage his stupid videos are.

The man is clearly delusional that he has any talent, despite having an amazing advantage on 90% of the people who try to make a career out of YouTube videos. It's actually kind of disturbing that a man in his 50's is this obsessed and unable to see his failings. The day someone can successfully tell him this and to have him move on from his pathetic attempts and possibly be a normal human. I don't think we'll ever see this though.

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I don't understand "going viral." He's not trying to get his voice out there. He has an international radio show.

All the videos that went "viral" were connected to the show. Shouldn't he focus on making the full time international radio show that he gets paid handsomely to do the best it could be? It seems counterintuitive but he'd be more likely to have a viral video if he stopped being such a tryhard going for one 10 times a week.

It is bizarre for somebody to try to "go viral." The viral thing implies a happy accident that was picked up by people and spread. Being a tryhard with viral videos looks like it basically guarantees failure.

I think going viral is validation to Opie that he's justas creative and funny as everyone around him. That's just my armchair psychiatrist opinion.

More Fredo of Comedy stuff then. Yeah, the validation argument. He's smart and funny! Not dumb and unfunny like everybody says!

Is this the bit?

he wants to be Stern so fucking bad. he wants a movie and TV show, if he knew how to read he'd probably write a book, he wants to be so much more than a DJ and the reality is he's lucky to even have that.

I think that's spot-on

I think so too. He doesn't need "Opie and Anthony" to be funny. Just "Opie" can be funny too. He knows comedy!! Really guys!

Combine his desire for recognition with his desperation to be "mainstream famous" before the end of the ride and you have him competing with 15 year olds for "viral" videos.

How many legit stars have "viral" videos? Zero. Because they don't care about it. Some put up content their fans want. That is it. That is what Opie should be doing. He started doing it with the behind the scenes stuff and the in-studio clips...then he apparently decided we were all missing out on "creative Opie". Ugh.

How many legit stars have "viral" videos? Zero.

One. Louis had a "stupid dog" video get famous before he did, back when Shameless was coming out.

The conversation about it on the show was just the worst shit. Opie was ALL IN and nobody else, not even Louis, had anything to say about it. "Yeah it's my dog being stupid. It's on my YouTube page. So anyway—" And Opie kept harping on it for twenty minutes. Eventually, way deep into it when everyone was tuned out, he congratulated Louis on...getting YouTube "medals?" Something like that. Dead air. Nobody knew what he was talking about. Turns out there's some obscure rankings link hidden on the page, and if you click it—nobody could find it when he was demanding to see it, so Opie blew up and shouted at peons for a while—you'd see Louis had this week's third hottest dog video in Poland, shit like that. The room was so thoroughly burnt by then, nobody even tried to riff on the "medals" (or Polish videos, or...).

He's been ruinously obsessed with this shit for a decade now.

I would not be opposed to hearing this clip if you or anyone else can provide a link to said clip.

Eh, I think Jimmy Kimmel has tried a couple times to make viral videos -- but he actually succeeded -- and he tied it together with his late night show pretty well. Opie just sucks, has zero creativity, and zero talent.

He did two that I can think of - the girl twerking who knocks over a candle and her leg catches on fire, and the wolf in the hall of the Olympic dorms.

If he solely posted show audio and maybe animation like Jason, Steven K, DiscoDog, Cokelogic etc. He would probably be better off in view counts and subs. Instead, he keeps going for this "man on the street" impromptu comedy bullshit.

If there was more studio content that was like actual behind the scenes I definitely would have checked out his channel. He's so horrendously unfunny with his fat chick videos. His channel should have only been O&A related content.

Yeah I actually was interested in the "before the mics were on" stuff, when he was doing the Opie's Eye videos.

Now we are down to Pumpkin broad spilling lattes in public...

Bam banging Lynsi would go viral.

I'm not a Tech guy, so I have a question for any of you. why is Opie so obsessed with getting a viral video on YouTube? I don't get it. You get a vir video, then what?? Do you win a $500,000 prize pack? Or get season tickets on the 50 yard line for your favorite team?

From what I understand, your video goes viral, which means a lot of people saw the video, and then NOTHING! It's not like you'll be remembered and talked about for generations. People will look at the video for two days, and then the next big viral video will appear, and Opie won't even be a memory. Besides, people never look and don't give a shit about the name of the person in the video anyway! Is there a really exciting part that I missed?

Because they're the in thing of now. Opie, above all else, desperately wants to be cool.

he's thirsty for more recognition even if it's fleeting

You guys are all so mean to the poor Opester. :(

Shut up

Your mother is a cunt.

I'm devastated.

You can devastate these nuts in your mouth.

Woah, you're too edgy!

Your mother is a cunt.

I find it hysterical that the video of Beavis ripping Ants glasses off went massively viral and Opie does these huge productions and he gets zilch. Dude just needs to chill, ooor get a cute kitten.

Opie spends most of his free time scheming up new viral video ideas when he should just buy a cute cat. I wonder if he's noticed the huge prank video trend in the past couple years. Even if he's too chicken shit to do the pranks himself, surely he can pay some college student to do his prank ideas for him.

Maybe start a new sex for Sam pranks!

And this bothers him far more than the fact that he sucks at his full time job.

Opie doesn't understand that he and Ant cultivated an audience of cynical fucking bastards that would see through his bullshit and call him on it. Opie and Anthony don't have something like "Swifties" that would defend them at any cost.

Anthony understands this a little better.

Opie went viral with the cake stomp video. He should follow that recipe(and hopefully get fired)

Or laid the fuck out.

It Really wouldn't surprize me if he gets so desperate for a viral video, he snaps and stages a guaranteed viral video!

I have a theory. I think Opie's obsession with viral videos is loosely connected to the same reason he is so jealous of Howard. It doesn't take a shrink to realize that Opie desperately wants to be more well known than He is, and wants A-Listers to Want to go do his show before Howard's. He wants to be invited to events that celebrities attend, and he wants them to know who he is. He is Never going to accept the fact that he's never going to be bigger than he is right now.

Look at all the times he spends 25 minutes crying about what Sirius gave Howard that they didn't give Opie. And the 500 times he's whined about Howards salary, and Christ! The Adam Corolla thing he cried about on air for 30 minutes was because Opie is jealous of any celebrity or big podcast host that's friends with Howard, because he wants those people to like him

The funny thing is every time he whines about Howards success, while Jim & Ant sit quietly and uncomfortably, he Always ends the sermon with two things! First he says "I'm not mad at him. If he can get those type of deals, then more power to him."

And the other ending is "every time I talk about what Howard got from the company, while we continue to get nothing, a lot of listeners call me jealous. I'm not jealous of Howard, but people can believe what they want."

Same thing with the stupid fucking viral videos! He wants to get a viral video, so all those people know who he is! He thinks a viral video will give him that exposure that will take his fame to the next level.

The fact that he is OK with his wife fucking unshaven skaters who only bathe twice a week is even more embarrassing.

Weak burn

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His channel has 61,645,221 views

Joe Rogan has 41,749,833 views

He has 75k subs vs Rogans 265k. It's much more likely he bought views

If he could buy views, then surely he could buy subscribers.

He had a couple of videos that went viral. One accounts for a quarter of his total views. I don't think you can buy 16million youtube views very easily, if at all.

Joe Rogan gets steady views that reflect his subscriber number and high video count. His most viewed video is Bill Burr at about 440,000

Opie has 13 videos with more views than Joe Rogan's highest. He has 29 videos that have 250,000 views or more.

Objectively he's pretty successful at it. So is Joe, BTW, but Opie definitely has done well from youtube.

Maybe he bought subs but they unsubbed when they realized how shitty his videos were.

But seriously, with the income stream he has, and the wealth available to him, it's entirely feasible that he could've bought 16 million views. (Maybe not that much, but it is financially possible for him). He also spams the shit out of his videos, people likely click a couple times without realizing it's one of his. For someone who is SO obsessed with his youtube numbers, and having national exposure for a decade, with a fairly devout listening audience for the majority of his career, he should have a lot, if not most, of his views in the millions.

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Rogan just reposts his podcast he isn't creating original YouTube content. Also, Rogan has said that he gets 10x as many audio-only listeners as video viewers.

Yes but cmon at least half of those views are from disguised links of the amazing basketball shot.

And that is exactly what Opie pays Viral Spiral to do for him, to get him numbers. Remember when Opie got caught buying IG and Twitter followers.

You spent way to much time on this.

The day someone can successfully tell him this and to have him move on from his pathetic attempts and possibly be a normal human.

you stink

is it? he's a DJ not a YouTube personality. you're trying too hard buddy.

Yep... He is a DJ, and that's about all he's good for.. spinning records and pushing buttons.

All I'm saying is he has a much larger advantage to become a YouTube personality, which is what he so desperately craves, and he's still failing at it. Nice try with the hate tho

Anybody who has the listening audience that he claims to have, shouldn't have a hard time getting people to watch his videos and get click points on youtube. Even the listeners who have stayed on / the one's he has now, hardly visit his clips. The clips that have the most viewers are the ones where he has filmed in studio. Those aren't bad and people actually want to check some of those out, but his lame attempts at humor vids.. not even the fans he has now want to see them, even worse, he will rarely mention them on the show (which should get him a shit load of clicks) because if he did, he would get hammered, even by people who still listen.

nice try with the "nice try" line, hack faggot

Did it in reply to your "Is it?" you fucking idiot. Try getting an argument vocabulary you didn't hear from the show

you sound like a dolt. since when are the two words "is it" an o and a exclusive? " try harder" cuntboi

Keep replying with quips from the show

fuck you're tough with your homosexual words. "quips"