sumbudy told me det chips gotA big pecka.

I fawkin' herd dat shet too. Some cocksuckAh spreading tru rumers or smpthin.

Somebody also told me that Chip's mother fucks black men.

YOUR A FUkin LYER my muddas a saint on eart.

Uncle Paul was in a file-sharing group with Jerry Sandusky until they brought him down on those trumped up charges.

And I hear Chip's band is planning a get-together to put some Sick Fuckin' Puppies tracks on wax. <- Pure speculation, but what is Wiki for, if not speculation?

And Ted is living in squalor after his potato rind reinforcement emporium he opened in Iowa went under (he didn't realize Idaho was renowned for its potatoes and his local suppliers dried up) <-more speculation.

Chip and Ted are Uncle Pauls nephews and are tatletales

Jim has dissociative identity disorder

Chip is possibly a way for Jimmy to mock Opie(seems to be plausible) and Uncle Paul could be Anthony(less likely)

Someone should try and create a story for Jerry Shepardini.

Don't forget Cregg Shinkle

B-I-LLT-ETLEY BILL TETLEY!