It's weird with Opie. He ALWAYS finds a way to make himself look more and more pathetic everyday. Always. First I felt sorry for him, then I realized he was just a talentless, lying douche, then I vehemently hated him, but it's beyond that now. Now it's... intriguing.
So to answer your question, yes he can and will sink lower and continue to do so regularly and it will be cringy and hilarious as always.
Let's go back to say like, 2007, when most people agree the show was great, and it wasn't common to outwardly hate Opie outside of like a few fansites....
Boobster knows that the O+J show is an abortion and they won't get re-signed after their contract ends. I think this is Boobster's way of financially preparing for the future. I think he's just trying to whore himself out and collect as much money as he can before his career ends and he isn't collecting paychecks anymore.
Hold on hold on hold on......
is it a digital photo or a real photo taken by a camera?
Our listeners really want to know.
I think I am getting the flu, I feel sick today. This is unusual cause I usually come in to work feeling healthy. I know of me Ant and jimmy I am the one that eats the healthiest. [insert cum joke here jim] but I think I feel really sick. Like I may have the sniffles or something. If you are still reading my comment you probably still listen to the show.
The only word to describe this guy is a hack, plain and simple. He is no different to the adam sandlers, rob schneiders and kenan thompsons of the world. Such a harry redknapp thing to say that but no one here will get the redknapp reference.
I reserve hope that Opie's worth is beyond that with which we measure. But, as the great philosophers of the European tradition have orated: Opie be a dumb fat-titted hack!
Note: In his texts, Plato did predict the existence of Jim. He meticulously refers to a man of medium stature and pudgy physique, who suffers from an abdominal medical condition that accelerates the rate at which one blinks. If you comb the leather-bound volumes of Plato's musings, you will find subtle references to a man who adopts foreign accents in the presence of acclaimed musicians. Who sips the urine of bar-maids and wenches, who methodically reveals his short-comings and vulnerabilities.
The great Colin Quinn will behold the affection of this aggregate forum drenched in electro-magnetic waves.
19 comments
16 [deleted] 2015-01-17
It's weird with Opie. He ALWAYS finds a way to make himself look more and more pathetic everyday. Always. First I felt sorry for him, then I realized he was just a talentless, lying douche, then I vehemently hated him, but it's beyond that now. Now it's... intriguing.
So to answer your question, yes he can and will sink lower and continue to do so regularly and it will be cringy and hilarious as always.
1 [deleted] 2015-01-17
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14 dochattan 2015-01-17
At least we know how Ant and Jim feel about Fat Tits' business venture.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMr_uvLHQgE#t=2185 (36:25 for mobile users)
7 HolyRomanEmperor 2015-01-17
Him and Virgil should hang out
6 Lilcumia 2015-01-17
He cant sink any lower than re-signing
6 theJewIsUsingOpie 2015-01-17
he can't sink, he has two balls of fat on his chest that keep him buoyant.
Nice try with the hate tho!
3 jimcozad 2015-01-17
I like your user name. Nice try with the hate though.
5 TheActor_GreggHughes 2015-01-17
HE NEEDED THE MONEY!!!!!!!!
4 breadmoccasin 2015-01-17
Let's go back to say like, 2007, when most people agree the show was great, and it wasn't common to outwardly hate Opie outside of like a few fansites....
Even then, NOBODY would buy this SHIT. NOBODY.
4 NorthShore8 2015-01-17
He does it for the pocket change. Who is buying this garbage??? Opie stinks
3 idamnedit 2015-01-17
I havent listened to anything since Ant was fired. Is this for reals? Is there a link to this nonsense for context?
2 [deleted] 2015-01-17
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2 idamnedit 2015-01-17
Oh okay, this is different than I thought. It is "art work." I thought these were selfies. But it is still the move of a man begging to be famous.
2 nointernetforyou 2015-01-17
Ew, that logo.
3 Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-17
Boobster knows that the O+J show is an abortion and they won't get re-signed after their contract ends. I think this is Boobster's way of financially preparing for the future. I think he's just trying to whore himself out and collect as much money as he can before his career ends and he isn't collecting paychecks anymore.
3 keithireland 2015-01-17
Hold on hold on hold on...... is it a digital photo or a real photo taken by a camera? Our listeners really want to know. I think I am getting the flu, I feel sick today. This is unusual cause I usually come in to work feeling healthy. I know of me Ant and jimmy I am the one that eats the healthiest. [insert cum joke here jim] but I think I feel really sick. Like I may have the sniffles or something. If you are still reading my comment you probably still listen to the show. The only word to describe this guy is a hack, plain and simple. He is no different to the adam sandlers, rob schneiders and kenan thompsons of the world. Such a harry redknapp thing to say that but no one here will get the redknapp reference.
3 rottenseed 2015-01-17
I blame the cucks that buy that shit more than I blame him.
2 SHITDlCK 2015-01-17
He has. Clickbank links on youtube video descriptions.
2 drpepper0000 2015-01-17
He's been selling those things for almost 10 years now.
2 havingmadfun 2015-01-17
This isn't new, he has been doing this well before ant was fired.
2 RIPAnthony23 2015-01-17
I reserve hope that Opie's worth is beyond that with which we measure. But, as the great philosophers of the European tradition have orated: Opie be a dumb fat-titted hack!
Note: In his texts, Plato did predict the existence of Jim. He meticulously refers to a man of medium stature and pudgy physique, who suffers from an abdominal medical condition that accelerates the rate at which one blinks. If you comb the leather-bound volumes of Plato's musings, you will find subtle references to a man who adopts foreign accents in the presence of acclaimed musicians. Who sips the urine of bar-maids and wenches, who methodically reveals his short-comings and vulnerabilities.
The great Colin Quinn will behold the affection of this aggregate forum drenched in electro-magnetic waves.
2 chippersonlyle 2015-01-17
He could sink lower by marrying Bams sloppy seconds. Oh wait....
3 jimcozad 2015-01-17
I like your user name. Nice try with the hate though.