Betsy! Hey Betsy!
12 2015-01-16 by iheartdna
O: Here comes Jamie Hector... one his people running down the hall.. I don't know her name...
J: It's Betsy.
O: Betsy?
Florentine: Yeah. Oh, yeah, because she's run the stuff when I've come up here to do press.
O: Oh. It's Betsy?
Flor: Yeah. She's cool, man. She--
Jim: Hold the door (?)
O: It's Betsy? (in background) you sure? [Jim: Yeah]
Flor: She's help me out in nine different studios (or something)
Jim (chickening out just as Opie yells, Opie doesn't hear him): No it's not
Opie: BETSY! WE'RE COOL! We're cool Betsy! ... that's not her name?
Sam: No it isn't.
Opie: Jamie how are ya! Lookin good bro! etc. etc. horribleness
.... skip to 2:44:00
Flor (god bless him): Opie wanted to say hi to Betsy, the publicist that's bringing you around.
O: (nervous laugh)
JH: Betsy? No, that's Soji
Sam: Betsy's the SiriusXM talent booker.
Opie still nervously laughing in background
Flor: Well, who was that that came in? (Opie still laughing nervously because he's in on the joke, obviously)
Sam: The blonde? Betsy.
Flor: That's what I was saying.
(Someone?): Tracy.
Flor: It's Tracy. Tracy. What are you saying Betsy for? I thought it was Tracy.
[Caution: enraging comment coming up]
O: It was a whole thing WE were trying to do before you came in here, Jamie. It didn't work well.
Jim: Yeah, we just, you know. Just one of those things.
Flor: No, it worked really well.
O: you think?
Flor: Yeah. Because you were yelling "Betsy, Betsy!"
O: Oh, I knew her name wasn't Betsy the whole time! I was just fucking around! I wanted to make her uncomfortable! That's what I'm saying! It didn't work! It didn't work!
Flor: All right.
Jim: (mentally throws himself off the building) So, did you watch the Golden Globes?
I contend, people: that Opie did not, in fact, know her name was Betsy.
I further put forth for your consideration that Opie is awful.
Why, yes! I did waste too much time on this. So why do I feel so satisfied?
9 comments
12 Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-16
Wow, that is the worst thing Boobster's done since... yesterday's show.
Hopefully tomorrow he brings into the studio a loaded shotgun, sucks on the barrel, then pulls the trigger.
8 MonsteRain 2015-01-16
After over a decade of people being made fun of in the same room as him, he can't even admit to not understanding a simple joke and roll with the punches.
7 CowsAreCurious 2015-01-16
Just let those insecurities shine through, Opie.
5 AntsCamera 2015-01-16
I am beginning to think Florentine only shows up because he knows Opie is an easy mark.
3 mintwaltman 2015-01-16
The whole 'yelling out the studio door as people walk by' bit always sucked.
3 b0rjomi 2015-01-16
You mean to say that you didn't enjoy moments like this?
3 Zach86 2015-01-16
I love "mentally throws himself off a building"
2 Weirdfellas 2015-01-16
"Please, Betsy, I bought it for you..."
"I've already got the record."
1 DRIPSCBW 2015-01-16
Leave it alone...