"You believe in vampires?" God he's fucking terrible. Oh I'm not involved better stop a hilarious bit. Patrice even goes we can't leave it at that.. GOTTA MOVE ON. we've been robbed of Patrice material cause he couldn't join in and it wasn't about him.
If this topic came up on Anthony's podcast, he'd make a couple jokes, laugh at them, and then go into a 30 minute dissertation on how police are the real victims in the criminal justice system. Keith would then chime in with a zinger about EBT cards.
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1 Kirillb85 2015-01-16
He steers the ship away from the funny bit.
9 breadmoccasin 2015-01-16
I love how Opie tried to scoot his chair up to the big boy table at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQMRFN9I5k#t=42s
What the fuck did he even say? And wait til the end, "WE GOTTA MOVE ON" ugh.
4 FJaxJones 2015-01-16
horrible
I'll give him credit though. "The sad part is, this is just the first five minutes of a three year sentence" was legitimately funny.
2 Hey-Gang 2015-01-16
One of the few times I've ever laughed at anything he's said.
1 stinkskc 2015-01-16
"You believe in vampires?" God he's fucking terrible. Oh I'm not involved better stop a hilarious bit. Patrice even goes we can't leave it at that.. GOTTA MOVE ON. we've been robbed of Patrice material cause he couldn't join in and it wasn't about him.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-01-16
I think he said "You really a vampire?" which would be stupid because Blade isn't technically a vampire.
1 breadmoccasin 2015-01-16
I KNOW! Fuck! He's a DHAMPIR??? GOD some people are STUPID!
4 iheartdna 2015-01-16
That animated Patrice is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-01-16
But then Anthony looks like what Jim Varney would look like now. I have a feeling the animator intentionally made him look ridiculously old.
3 CookieHaid 2015-01-16
"Wesley Snipe"
3 nointernetforyou 2015-01-16
This made me laugh so hard. Classic stuff that you can't ever see again.
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-1 cali_gunner 2015-01-16
Good one, OP. Link me to another bit you like.
-9 kiorin 2015-01-16
If this topic came up on Anthony's podcast, he'd make a couple jokes, laugh at them, and then go into a 30 minute dissertation on how police are the real victims in the criminal justice system. Keith would then chime in with a zinger about EBT cards.
6 Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-16
you mad bro
0 Jewsus_H_Kike 2015-01-16
You sound like a nigger lover.
1 breadmoccasin 2015-01-16
I KNOW! Fuck! He's a DHAMPIR??? GOD some people are STUPID!