Where will Jimmy be when he is 51?

0  2015-01-15 by snoopkhat

His contemporaries like Dipaolo,Levi,Florentine etc are all doing pizza places and birthday parties. In five years O&J will be well and truly be over,what's he going to do then?

What's he going to be doing when he is 55!?! Teaching comedy at a community college?

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He's going to grow a ponytail and try to be Carlin. The douchedom will be incalculable.

His last book was a stepping stone to his future carlinesque comedy/social commentary.

In a hospice, taking anti-AIDS drugs.

Every summer he will rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear.

he can scrimp and save

Hopefully an R. Budd Dwyer reenactment

opie's in his 50's an still hacking it up, jimmy will be fine

I thought he was 51.

no, but he is a worm

Working in sirius xm on the opie and jim show, probably talking about how great bruce jenner looks as a woman.

Still happy to have a steady paycheck.

Opie's gonna be like Imus, he'll hang around forever. Jim will probably stay with him and cash those checks.

Imus is far more talented than Opie and Imus successfully reinvented his show more than once. Imus is talented and, equally as important, he hired a very talented staff (and when staff have left, their replacements have been just as good).

Imus is a legend, Opie is a could have been...

parallel killer, he kinda looks like andrei chikatilo but it's 2015 and the amount of evidence gathering available now vs then means he will never be a successful serial killer

He'll be a person. That's for sure

somewhere not making an audience laugh

i wonder if jim will stop doing ants show as time goes on

No way why would he?

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He will find God, go around the country giving inspirational speeches with uplifting and gentle comedy.

Worst case scenario he goes back to being a full time club comic. What's your backup plan?