Opie has an option: He gets 3 million (real) instagram followers, but one of his kids gets the flu for 3 days and then will recover fully. Would he do it?

3  2015-01-13 by [deleted]

Discuss.

9 comments

17  BeerCanThick 2015-01-13

He would give both of his children Lou Gehrig's Disease for 3 million Instagram followers, who are you kidding.

10  JutsinBabber 2015-01-13

then he can go all in on an ALS ice bucket challuuuuunge, get a little taste of the social media buzz

16  dochattan 2015-01-13

*one of Bam's kids gets the flu.

4  sk00ks 2015-01-13

so, what's the catch? 3 million followers and a weeks worth of show material? Of course he would do it

3  IggysGlove 2015-01-13

It's not even a question. Opie only has a mild interest in his children's well being. But his numbers? That's the most important thing in his day to day life

3  AntsCamera 2015-01-13

He would give both his kids to be used as suicide bombs for ISIS in exchange for 1 million views on one of his shit for brains, contrived, self serving sack of jizz videos he likes to make.

2  thrillated 2015-01-13

He probably would let them get a whiff of anthrax if that was a real possibility.

2  [deleted] 2015-01-13

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1  [deleted] 2015-01-13

Well shit if I could get 3 million dollars for one of my kids I could easily make another kid

1  equality10009 2015-01-13

This becomes a tough question if you exchange "flu" for "leukemia forever"

1  iheartdna 2015-01-13

I'm trying to be realistic here. He's not a cartoonish supervillain. I sincerely think my question is one he might take.

1  barrruuuch 2015-01-13

Could have picked a better disease than the flu