I went to the compound in 2012

1  2015-01-13 by chippersonlyle

I took a trip to NYC in 2012 and got to meet Ant outside the studio. We talked for a bit and he invited me to the compound that night. I was surprised when I got there it was just Ant, we played some xbox 360 (He really does suck and rages). He actually does PC game still. He had a beast gaming PC that was put together by a company called digital storm. We played some battlefield on it. He doesn't MMO anymore because he says he gets addicted and becomes a shut in. I was actually shocked that he didn't bring up politics at all.

One of the funniest things we did was get in a group of little kids on COD on the xbox360 that were spewing racist shit. It was hilarious to hear kids cursing and dropping N bombs. Later that night some young chicks came by, not high school chicks you pervs, but college chicks. That's about the time me and ant started rubbing eachothers goddamn fawkin peckahs and then banging eachothers fucking arseholes. I looked over and beavis was fawking zooted on meth, just fawking smoking that shit like with iron maiden blaring on the stereo. The chicks had left and KTC and some twinks came in and jizz was shooting fukin everywhere. my fawkin load hit his 60ft tall guinie wap scarface ceiling. They nicknamed me ole hole filler, cause I took it in every hole and to this day in ants dirt boi fone my goddawm fawkin name is "holefiller" you fuckin pieces of shit fuk u.

19 comments

I knew it was chiproll when
1. Saying you met Ant outside the studio and him inviting you to his house.
2. You not being a 16 year old girl.

Shame, shame, shame

Shame on you

this actually would have been a decent chip roll, had it not been posted by someone named chipperson

"is that todays problem?" - twitter voice :)

LEAVE IT ALONE

You're in the hole now, Chip.

This is going great

I saw all dem words and read the last sentence immediately.

you're too fuckin' much

This came at just the right time.

Ok faggot, what's next.

Haha..that was great.

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Wow. A chiproll. Who ever saw that one coming?

I read sentence #1, then immediately read the last sentence to check for chip roll-age. Saved me about 3 minutes.

3 minutes how fucking retarded are you

Right, bro?? I'm totally retarded. Id type more, but my drool bib just came unlatched, my retard drool spilled all over the keyboard, and it's shorting out q[0943 [rv3t4[30tu8qp30tioh;lkjhae;kfjha piuh aewfkj

You illiterate cock. Your retarded ass said yourself it would take 3 minutes to read what humans do in about 20 seconds.

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This is like SOOO November 2014. Go change your depends gramps!