I didn't even think the show could stoop to such a jocktober level of protection. This is officially a new low for the guys.

Long story short - this morning when Opie and Sam were trying to talk about football, I wanted to call the guys out for chatting about a subject they know NOTHING about. They were sounding like absolute idiots and deserved a beating.

The screener took my call, and when I told him my name he said "hold on a second." The line clicked, and it cued up generic hold music. After 30 seconds I heard a few rings. The line was answered by a man explaining "If you want to act like a fuckin peckah, at least tug on your prick and let me sit on yer face until my prostate starts leaking on your phone you no good cocksucka." After that the line hung up.