Found Elderly Jimmy in a Gas Station Commercial

8  2015-01-12 by ShabazzJenkins

6 comments

Glad to see he got the blinking under control.

That was..... what was that?? I kept expecting their mouths to start gushing blood and Tim Heidecker to pop up dressed as the devil on a cheap green screen. The fact that the underlying darkness never actually manifested itself made this somehow far creepier. The brief look of utter horror and despair old Jim gives as she's trying to decide between chicken or steak will haunt my dreams.

Gas station steak. I'm into it.

If that was Jim, it would have ended with her shoving the sausages up his ass while she gave him a Cleveland Steamer.