Future Jimmy

70  2015-01-12 by [deleted]

24 comments

I think Future Jimmy is going to look like the Mystery Man from Lost Highway.

Sorry for the shitty photobucket link, I just snagged it off Google Image.

http://s1232.photobucket.com/user/TheScoreBlogger/media/Lost%20Highway/large_lost_highway_lynch_blu-ray_5.jpg.html

Nice a real life murderer

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In the version of the future I come from, Ensign Nagel is a successful writer who specializes in screenplays about time travel.

Phuccckk yeaaa ::farts::

piece of GAHBIGE

SWALLOW IT

Original Jimmy: Imgur

I'm sure that shouldn't have made me laugh so much but it very much did. Well done sir.

Exercising, eatin' well.

WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Is that... Francis from pee wees big adventure?

Future Jimmy is one of the least likeable aspects of him, along with Sports Jimmy and Hunting Jimmy.

All it's missing is him hold a camera.

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Ray Kurtzweil is one of the biggest idiots in Computer Science, this guy (at least claims to) believe in the Singularity. Michio Kaku, a hack popular scientist (to a fault, he basically lies when he talks to laymen) who was in the movie "The Secret". Could be the two worst scientists to choose as a source of information on the future, and Jimmy cites them all the time.

Jimmy also supports Israel and wants to work on hollywood

a director of engineering at Google

Gee yeah he must really suck at computer science. Fucking dumbass.

I know he's an excellent engineer, I wasn't talking about his technical skills but his supremely dumb ideology. Same with Kaku, he's definitely a brilliant physicist.

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That looks more like future Chip.

TSSSSSSSShhhh spittle flying everywhere

Had a good laugh, thx.

Who dis nigga?

Nope. This guy was a strategic genius. Jimmy is a... well... pervert.

That's Edger, not Jimmy.

Handing out towels at a bath house in his retirement.