How come no one's mentioning that right after, Opie says "it's okay. I can't sing." HE'S IMPLYING HE'S FUNNY! He's saying "nobody expects you to be hilarious just like nobody expects me to sing." I am deeply offended by his insinuation that he ever lives up to any humor expectations. He should have said "it's okay, I'm not funny either. At least you can sing. I offer nothing." There. I feel much better now.
what were either of them going for, fentanyl is legal and actually the preferred end stage pain killer for cancer patients over something like oxycontin because of oxy having a bad reputation. so not only is that elderly man wrong so is that idiot for saying CVS pharmacy wouldn't sell it. jim made me laugh though.
He was dealing with a massive clusterbomb of anxiety, and picked one tiny one and threw it up and behind him willy nilly in a desperate attempt to contribute.
Picture being a black dude having supper in your white girlfriend's parents house for the very first time. Everyone is making lighthearted, polite, throwaway pseudo-jokes about nothing, including her dad. But every so often he glares at you with the most hate-filled predatory expression imaginable. Someone brings up an experience with a fairly potent drug and out of your mouth flies some awful nonsense like that.
Kid was scared shitless. If it hadn't come out of his mouth in words, it would have came out his ass as liquid.
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14 EskimoEscrow 2015-01-11
He was winding up to swing for 45 seconds
4 JutsinBabber 2015-01-11
shuffling around lol
13 HeyBuddays 2015-01-11
Lil Jimmy's response is adorable.
http://i.imgur.com/bkzlOo9.gif
3 michaelcolestie 2015-01-11
Yea hard to argue. What a Lil cutie... Shurrre
2 WilliamTellAll 2015-01-11
about time we have a constant soundboard jimmy! almost makes me want to listen to the show again.
almost.....
8 -Palaver 2015-01-11
Jimmy has a replay machine finally.
-1 NhaterJR 2015-01-11
its anthonys machine
8 devil2king 2015-01-11
Opie bombs right after
6 wifflebb 2015-01-11
"Talking epic failure!"
Yuck.
6 Wolfizm 2015-01-11
Could've warned me that I was adding to his numbers by clicking the link.
6 TheMonkfish 2015-01-11
100% agreed. This only encourages socktits. It wasn't worth the click.
Don't do hack.
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4 drexler57346 2015-01-11
"On" CVS is just terrible, but is that another New York thing like "on line" instead of "in line"?
7 EskimoEscrow 2015-01-11
No, he just fucked up.
1 drexler57346 2015-01-11
It seems like a New York fuck-up though, like your mind would be more likely to go in that direction with the "on line" thing in existence.
2 [deleted] 2015-01-11
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4 iheartdna 2015-01-11
How come no one's mentioning that right after, Opie says "it's okay. I can't sing." HE'S IMPLYING HE'S FUNNY! He's saying "nobody expects you to be hilarious just like nobody expects me to sing." I am deeply offended by his insinuation that he ever lives up to any humor expectations. He should have said "it's okay, I'm not funny either. At least you can sing. I offer nothing." There. I feel much better now.
2 Anticreativity 2015-01-11
Yeah, it's always infuriating listening to old shows and hearing him say stuff like "leave the funny to us." What a delusional twat he is.
3 shameofyou 2015-01-11
what were either of them going for, fentanyl is legal and actually the preferred end stage pain killer for cancer patients over something like oxycontin because of oxy having a bad reputation. so not only is that elderly man wrong so is that idiot for saying CVS pharmacy wouldn't sell it. jim made me laugh though.
4 boofk 2015-01-11
He also called it fenatal
3 sumant28 2015-01-11
So Jimmy does have access to the joke bomb sound, I wonder why he's never used it on the opster
4 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2015-01-11
Because it makes the opester sad...leave it alone...
3 regis69 2015-01-11
One more "I guess" would've rescued it.
2 4_leaf_tbag 2015-01-11
Who is he?
3 Wsallgood 2015-01-11
The guy who is playing the "young Eddie Money" in the stage play.
2 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2015-01-11
You can get flu shots at CVS, it was a dig at Opie (notice how he looks right at him when he says it)
2 CrimsonTideCosby 2015-01-11
I think he was inbetween "on QVC" and "in CVS"
2 Tyronedindonuffin 2015-01-11
I dk what he was referring to but he is still funnier than Boobster.
2 jags85 2015-01-11
At least the kid attempted to be humourous, unlike that boring old cunt... and by that I mean Opie.
2 packitchofsositch 2015-01-11
He was dealing with a massive clusterbomb of anxiety, and picked one tiny one and threw it up and behind him willy nilly in a desperate attempt to contribute.
Picture being a black dude having supper in your white girlfriend's parents house for the very first time. Everyone is making lighthearted, polite, throwaway pseudo-jokes about nothing, including her dad. But every so often he glares at you with the most hate-filled predatory expression imaginable. Someone brings up an experience with a fairly potent drug and out of your mouth flies some awful nonsense like that.
Kid was scared shitless. If it hadn't come out of his mouth in words, it would have came out his ass as liquid.
1 nhlroyalty 2015-01-11
how long did it take you to type that
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1 jsmill1 2015-01-11
who is that??