Florentine getting divorced, says his wife did 'something unforgivable'

9  2015-01-10 by [deleted]

Said it at his show in Dallas tonight. My guess is that she was in a fantasy football league.

14 comments

14  _TheConsumer_ 2015-01-10

Oh, great. Can't wait to hear this melodrama unfold in studio across seven days.

Opie: (Nervous laughter) Are we...Can we...

Florentine: What?

Opie: Is it ok to talk about....

Florentine: The hole?

Opie: I know it's rough, but do you want to ...

Florentine: I'll talk about it. My feelings aren't hurt...I'm not five.

Opie: (Laughing) Very good, sir. You always know how to break things down!

8  Twood34 2015-01-10

Beautiful

5  apollo_cinco 2015-01-10

Florentine: I'll tawlk about it. My feelings aren't hurt... I'm not fwoive.

2  telepepper 2015-01-10

Can i have a ride in your DeLorean? ME: Oh great, more back to the future talk. I HATE back to the future talk

7  Weirdfellas 2015-01-10

Poor guy. Florentine is one of the nicest dudes I've ever met in comedy.

6  Chip--Chipperson 2015-01-10

She fucked an N-Person

9  [deleted] 2015-01-10

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4  AChansSemenFilledCnt 2015-01-10

No No No... This is 2015 for fucks sake.

It's this:

http://www.reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/

6  AntsCamera 2015-01-10

She wash his concert shirts?

5  shameofyou 2015-01-10

Catsup on his morning eggs.

5  Opprobriousness 2015-01-10

She must have admitted that middle aged men that worship musicians from the 70s and wear metal band tshirts every single day isn't her ultimate sexual fantasy.

3  opieanthonyjim 2015-01-10

Perhaps it was........ The BIT!

2  [deleted] 2015-01-10

Can't wait to see this happen (and it will) to Bill Burr.

1  Twood34 2015-01-10

Does anyone have a clip of Otto doing jfk impression on ONA

1  [deleted] 2015-01-10

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0  snoopkhat 2015-01-10

hope she gets half his stuff...what ever that is.