She may not be educated but she's certainly been culturally enriched.

Yeah, I saw her get a lot of cultural enrichment in "Mammoth Dick Brothers 2".

not as good as the first imo

Daddy's Worst Nightmare 14, starring Asa Akira and Lexington Steele

Little Miss Cumia's Misadventures 3

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Cultural enrichment all over her tits

Not sure where he was getting that she went to Harvard, her wiki page says she started porn at 19 out of high school. Also go kicked out of the good high school she was in in NYC for poor grades.

And saying she's hilarious is a misstep. Maybe she's funny, but he's grading on a curve there. Compared to people who are actually hilarious on twitter she's not even on the radar.

He's mistaking her for Asia Carrera who's some kind of nerd-genius and pretty funny (by naked girl standards), and this one other Asian old-timey porn chick...Mimi Miyagi?

You know, the one who went to Harvard.

Asa Akira!

Asia Carrera dropped out of college, but is a Mensa member so he could be thinking of her.

So far as I know the only schooling Mimi Miyagi completed was cosmetology.

School of Hard Cocks.

I think that's the girl he was thinking of

Schwing

He's fucking dumb.

jim is a legit idiot

Bubba the Love Sponge's leftovers

I followed her on his recommendation. I think I lasted about 4 or 5 hours.

The faces she's pulling in those pictures are honestly revolting. She looks like one of those living dolls.

Also, she isn't hilarious in the slightest. Jim's perception is colored when it comes to terminable women.

well said, she seems like an awful human being, porn stars are utterly broken individuals with little chance of reclaiming their humanity.

Jim blocked me for telling him that he keeps saying shes funny every 5 minutes, we get it you want to fuck her. He's said it many different times.

Just take solace in the fact that cool flop sweat fell down his used to be fat stretched skin.

I thought her book was hilarious. One of the more entertaining memoirs I've read in recent memory. Oh and DVDASA is amazing.

I bet he's listened to 3 or 4 episodes of dvdasa

Jimmy has said Asa is funny a hundred times, but I haven't heard him quote her hilarity once.

Ivy league education and still doesn't realize that facelifts turn asians into some form of Klingon or avatar alien.

Asa Akira is Jimmy's version of Jenna Marbles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud0cSsKKkOs

Her claim to fame on Bubba show originally was that she got tag teamed by 2 pizza delivery drivers. She was such a whore 2 drivers showed up to bang her.

That was pre porn though

Spice Boy recorded audio of fucking her and played it on the air. She did a bunch of other stuff on Bubba and the Stern show, but I don't recall the pizza guys.

Before porn? So at the age of, at MOST, eighteen, she got tag teamed by pizza delivery men? God damn. You can't say she's in the wrong business.

she fucks for a living? what a worthless whore, am I rite fellows

i'm so lonely :(

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I'm embarrassed for believing the engine story

how is any of that a counterpoint to jimmy being an obnoxiously overpraising manlet? It seems pretty cool

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Norton and Asa Akira on DVDASA

I'm not at all into Asian chicks.

It must have been difficult to tell your parents that you're homosexual.

Not homosexual, just racist.

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They fuck like animals, you are missing out.

This.

She's also ugly as shit, I mean when even an asian looks like it has down syndrome then you have a big problem.

You can do porn and be smart and funny yA know?

Wtf?

I skimmed over a bunch of these comments. You losers have the audacity to say Asa akira is ugly? WTF. You fat fucking losers are the best! You would eat your own shit to fuck her. You fucking losers, you wish you can touch them titties. To at least half of you in here you think tits feel like bags of sand right? Fucking delusional, lying, assholes.

chillax broseph

Look, i'd fuck just about any girl who isn't fat, doesn't mean I have to find them really attractive.

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I'm not into Asians. Nice try with the hate tho.

Jimmy still thinks talking about doodoo is funny. A chick who makes money off her worn out box who thinks doodoo is funny is clearly MENSA material.

Let's be real, he's saying that because he wants her to fuck him. Ugly ass nigga looks like Paul Atreides should be riding him through the desert.

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She's a dumb cunt who thinks she's smart because no one challenges her, and she's constantly surrounded by stupid people who wouldn't be able to intellectually challenge her even if they wanted to.

Put her in a grade 12 class and she'd struggle to get a 70%.

Asia Carrera dropped out of college, but is a Mensa member so he could be thinking of her.

So far as I know the only schooling Mimi Miyagi completed was cosmetology.

I think that's the girl he was thinking of

School of Hard Cocks.

It must have been difficult to tell your parents that you're homosexual.

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They fuck like animals, you are missing out.

Schwing