America certainly couldn't run on Florentine jokes.

The gimmick is played out and his wig is crooked.

This should be posted to /r/cringe

I literally felt embarrassed for him while watching this.

Wow. I now look at him as a completely different person. He intentionally tries to play a character who goes against popular opinion, and it comes off so poorly.

I don't mean this to be a dick, but you didn't pick up on that before?

I did. But actually seeing it makes it much, much worse. It didn't appear as intentional when just hearing it on the radio. When people vocally express their disdain for certain things, they tend to be somewhat animated. His face was void of emotion as if he was reading a paragraph out of a high school history book.

I'm in my 40's so I don't eat donuts but I make videos bitching about how I can't find a Starbucks anywhere

Glad he focused his razor-sharp wit and had the guts to skewer such a deserving target. Someone needed to make a stand.

I, for one, am fed up with walking into a donut shop and being offered donuts. Those greedy cunts.

Soooo he pulled into a Dunkin Donuts parking lot and then began reading a prepared script while filming himself.... yikes...

What is he? 4? If you want to find a starbucks you open up your phone and search for starbucks and see where there is one or you plug it into your GPS.

Sir, Jim is in his 40's, not 4. GPS devices are for children.

This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen. What a terrible hack, manly man rant.

America Runs On Dunkin' is one of the best ad campaign slogans running right now. I actually did a project on it when I was in university.

It's brilliant on a lot of different levels. It has connotations of fuel, it differentiates it from Starbucks despite being the same product, it's short with very few syllables but rolls off the tongue nicely, it appeals to blue collar people, their target demo, it evokes their decades of heritage and history, and most importantly, it fucking worked. Sales of Dunkin' Donuts went up after they introduced it after years of freefalling and being unable to compete against Starbucks.

Florentine's an idiot.

Also I like their coffee and donuts! It's the American Tim Horton's you elitist NYC fuck!

But O&A are from the East... Oh. Right.

didja hear about Anthony?

I go to Dunkin Donuts fairly often (living in MA) and I have NEVER ONCE been asked "do you want any donuts with that?"

he used to do this whole bit about arguing with the starbucks employee over the sizes of the coffee "i want a small, not a tall, a large not a venti..." u get it. Ive never called a starbucks coffee size by their names and never was corrected once. the bit drove me crazy

Ugh what a nothing old suburban dad rant.

What kind of loser hates Dunkin Donuts, but drives to their parking lot to hate?

Never saw Florentine before, he doesn't seem Italian enough with that voice. I was expecting to see a young Al Pacino.

Turns out he's actually 50

I heard 62?

This is Opie's role model? Jesus...

How course they ask if you want donuts at dunkin donuts

7-11 coffee beats them all

Florentine is ironically becoming exactly like the douchebags that he bitches about on his podcast.

Ugh what a nothing old suburban dad rant.