here'sh da ting...

if opie had half a brain he could have great take aways from every aspect of life however insignificant, that's what comedians do and he's been immersed in it for years that i would've thought he'd be more aware of the bizarre things most people do unconsciously and relay that pithy like so jim could take that and continue like he does best. nopie.

I've wondered this. How the fuck is you can spend the better part if 15 years hanging out with some of the funniest people on the planet and not have ANYTHING rub off on you?

How the hell is he still so clueless about anything comedy related? Timing. How to make a call back. All the small tricks of the craft. I mean god fucking damn.

willful ignorance and the unshakable belief in his position and self worth. he must've been patient zero for special snowflake syndrome. i'm beginning to think he's never had a real physical confrontation besides an alleged pool slap fight with some frenchman. he's been protected by the mob and bodyguards his whole life, just imagine how bad his son will be.

oh ya he allegedly got punched on a basketball court for calling a homie his nigga. i kinda doubt it.

Maybe they should look into some coat discussion.

I would expect it. Troys clothing connection may come through for winter

Opie stopped volunteering stories from his personal life after the Bam story came out.

It's because his life outside the show is so boring it's worse than flu or ketchup talk. His wife half his age and bratty son (and the daughter that never gets mentioned) run the household while Greggshells goes home and watches Real Housewives (just passing by alone while his staff that includes no less than a personal trainer, a chef, a full time babysitter (when his do-nothing wife doesn't even work), a maid, and security/chauffer do everything for him.

Occasionally he and that fat fuck "Lonely" (Who I'm convinced is his sister or one of his "staff") go outdoors and try to make a viral video. He doesn't even go to Islander games or visit FH Riley's frequently anymore. I'd bet Mrs. Hughes has a lot to do with that. They sure do find time to run down to Philly enough...

Maybe they should look into some discussion about shoes

Opie, Sam, Erock and Travis are married, two of them with children. Jimmy is Jimmy. He is more wild and active but it is the same stuff it has been for ten years.

To counteract that, the show needs to be smart and well informed and do lots of research, show preparation and quality production but they are not doing that and have fallen into a banal, family man rut.

I'm sure opie will bring some exciting arctic blast material to the show! Yuck..

I've never seen someone so fucking insecure that they pass off ALL their own shittiness as sarcastic. I want to make Opie walk barefoot in the snow then drop bowling balls on his toes.

Owwwww