Steven Singer's "Gold-Dipped" Roses
13 2015-01-05 by DeVoidZero
Anyone considering buying one of these, don't. They are cheaply made, tacky looking, and overpriced by about $55. It seems like the stem is made of plastic, it doesn't look real at all.
I literally hate Steven Singer, and cringe ever time I hear his ad. What a scam this guy has going. Fuck him.
34 comments
20 rattleShake 2015-01-05
Probably the most white trash gift that can be given.
19 Wsallgood 2015-01-05
Bit Request: Joel McHale smashing the shit out of "tin roses" while Steven Singer is sitting a few feet away.
7 AzraelApollyon 2015-01-05
I totally forgot about this. I need to hear it now.
2 Wsallgood 2015-01-05
I tried looking for it in the old run downs in the past. I've always wanted to post it hearing more and more of those reads near girl holidays.
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1 AlPacinosWig 2015-01-05
Maybe this show?
8 MartyVanB 2015-01-05
The people who buy gold dipped roses are the same ones who buy those tacky ass 9/11 commemorative coins sold during reruns of Hee Haw on CMT at 2:30am
6 stevex42 2015-01-05
Tacky? The towers actually LIFT off the coin! THEY LIFT!
5 MartyVanB 2015-01-05
What kind of jamoke thinks a gold dipped rose is a good present for your SO? Its a white trash gift.
1 Buffphan 2015-01-05
This a thousand percent
4 JCP_1975 2015-01-05
Oh fuck. I just created a thread on this same garbage. This seems like a gift you'd give your enemy.
4 jerk-ass 2015-01-05
It's ok, you should only be hearing the ad about 495,000 times between now and valentines day
3 jakdak 2015-01-05
Better than whatever fucking jingle Vermont Teddy Bear will have this year.
3 jimcozad 2015-01-05
anti semite!!!
3 NotInsane 2015-01-05
Oy vey, its worse than anodda shoah!
2 jimcozad 2015-01-05
Diversity is strength.
4 NotInsane 2015-01-05
Of course it is, just not in Israel you antisemite.
3 jimcozad 2015-01-05
I don't know much about politics but i know white men are the problem amIrite?
2 NotInsane 2015-01-05
Yes, white men control the media, finance, and politics.
2 jimcozad 2015-01-05
Yes, *white men do...
1 NotInsane 2015-01-05
reported to the ADL
1 jimcozad 2015-01-05
Nice try with the hate. Already reported to the splc.
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3 dgp2003 2015-01-05
Wife loves them, thinks they are the greatest gift on Valentines, since I never really was a guy to get her flowers or anything, because I don't like to spend 50 bucks on something that will die in a week.
But they seem like if they are mishandled they could break easily.
3 ig0tworms 2015-01-05
Sorry pal, I already bought a dozen for all the lucky ladies in my life. They came in UPS along with my Opie signed pictures and "Droppin Hammers" Tee. Thanks for nothin.
3 TheMonkfish 2015-01-05
They go perfect with hand signed iphone photos taken by an aging autist.
2 1CUpboat 2015-01-05
Got my wife one a few years ago, the one that's mostly clear with gold edging. Looked really nice, still in our bedroom. Easy gift with no thought.
3 Danielson799 2015-01-05
I'm sure they look great in a trailer.
2 Gronez_Bambaataa 2015-01-05
Gold dipped rose in absolute dogshit shocker.
2 PanzerSmanzer 2015-01-05
I would never buy anything from a company that advertises with O&J (or O&A for that matter).
8 Holzmann 2015-01-05
I can't hear you over my Russian bride and oil fields.
2 ucfgavin 2015-01-05
bought one a few years ago...would not buy again. they're fine for what they are, but definitely overpriced.
2 Doom_Art 2015-01-05
I hope Steven Singer crashes into a lake and those heavy rings on his fingers drag him to the bottom.
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1 opieanthonyjim 2015-01-05
Bought a necklace for my gf from his site 2 years ago. It was "super silver" argentium or whatever. It's actually really nice and shiny. No complaints there.
1 Jordanyee121 2015-01-05
I can only imagine how many truckers gifted those shits to hookers they think loved them loll
1 Chip--Chipperson 2015-01-05
There are plenty of nods by Ant and Sam that those roses are horseshit
1 pitstained 2015-01-05
Management actually loves Steven Singer, nice try on the hate tho.
1 drexler57346 2015-01-05
You don't need a gold rose. Just remember that you are gold. Gold. Always believe in your soul.
0 Rondog01 2015-01-05
Was thinking about buying one a few years back, then I read the reviews, which most were from women who received the flower and they hated them. I guess that's why there are no more review section or a forum to talk about the products.
-1 wifflebb 2015-01-05
You bought one of these? Bwahahahahahaha