He said on O&A about his sex life that the 90's were a pretty good decade for him. I doubt he was ever a poon hound but I guess a couple slobs may have thrown him a bone back in the day.
I hope y'all didn't miss the quote from Mike's trainer at the end of the article: Irene Bremis, Mike’s trainer said, “Mike is 10 lbs away from skinny jeans and now his 2014 New Years resolution went from lose weight to lose his virginity.” Mike, Bobo, Fez & Patty should form a club or something. At least Lady Di has it nailed shut once in a while.
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24 kimchifart 2015-01-03
Damn, good on him.
13 CookieHaid 2015-01-03
Well, this ends his relationship with Opie.
12 cabaretcabaret 2015-01-03
As he loses weight, it will slowly become apparent that he's a Chinese man
3 yeeerrrp 2015-01-03
Or a Japanese man with a cool American hairdoo
11 JMueller2012 2015-01-03
Fuckin' awesome! Good for Mike
10 balderoonus 2015-01-03
That was worth it, 'cause he's a real stunner now.
10 JesusSavesIUpvote 2015-01-03
sit ups can't fix that face
3 jerk-ass 2015-01-03
Or that neck.
9 Acatalepsia 2015-01-03
a noose could
-5 JohKhur 2015-01-03
or that hair
fawk yea, right outta the park
take us out to break ya fat fuck
3 3stepsbackward 2015-01-03
or that brain.
8 [deleted] 2015-01-03
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8 [deleted] 2015-01-03
glad he's taking care of his health even if I don't like his comedy.
8 762x39mm 2015-01-03
Bocchetti is now in better shape than the majority of O&J fans. Good job MMMIIIKE!
6 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2015-01-03
Uh oh. Ants got some competition now
6 Anonox 2015-01-03
Good for him!
5 tellemMC 2015-01-03
he looks like http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/255/3/0/bohemian_beeker_by_inu_spike-d5efqws.jpg
3 phyrexianlovepump 2015-01-03
LOL
3 shinzantetsu 2015-01-03
This guy makes me cringe hard on the show.
2 astaticpunk 2015-01-03
Wait, did we know he was a virgin?
3 TroyMacClure 2015-01-03
That can't be right, he talked about getting whores on O&A.
1 thrillated 2015-01-03
Don't tell me he's another phony like sugar tits?
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-01-03
He said on O&A about his sex life that the 90's were a pretty good decade for him. I doubt he was ever a poon hound but I guess a couple slobs may have thrown him a bone back in the day.
2 ScoleriBrother 2015-01-03
He writes like he talks
1 michaelcolestie 2015-01-03
Hey buddy
1 Jackatard 2015-01-03
I hope y'all didn't miss the quote from Mike's trainer at the end of the article: Irene Bremis, Mike’s trainer said, “Mike is 10 lbs away from skinny jeans and now his 2014 New Years resolution went from lose weight to lose his virginity.” Mike, Bobo, Fez & Patty should form a club or something. At least Lady Di has it nailed shut once in a while.
1 Wsallgood 2015-01-03
I'm not sure that's how chromosomes work Mike... But I agree. He definitely has one extra floating around.