Nah, the Morning Jam with Jim & Sam would be a better show than what we got now.

Isn't that essentially what it is now anyway?

Not with Fat Tits on the mic it's not.

PAUSE

Sam is a sniveling cunt.

Yes, and who do you think his daddy is? Who do you think Sam, a sniveling little shit by any and all accounts, kissed the ass of the most? Was it Anthony? Jimmy! Or...

Jes, Welcome to reddit.

Anyone who didn't lose interest in wrestling 15 years ago like most of us is just fucking weird. Even then, wrestling is the least hateable quality about Sam Roberts though. His music tastes stink, he has the diet of a little shitty 6 year old, he's a brown nosing, ass kissing little weasel. He has no knowledge of anything that isn't about wrestling or pop culture. Just a boring human being.

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Each and every year millions of people wrongly use the term "I could care less". The phrase "I could care less" has become a very common phrase used to express your lack of interest in an aforementioned topic. However, the phrase makes no sense. We, the people of the internet, must fix this!

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Summary:

I could care less : WRONG

I couldn't care less: RIGHT

Duty Calls...

I could care less what you want.

Each and every year millions of people wrongly use the term "I could care less". The phrase "I could care less" has become a very common phrase used to express your lack of interest in an aforementioned topic. However, the phrase makes no sense. We, the people of the internet, must fix this!

Now, by using the phrase "I could care less," the point you are trying to make is, on a scale of 0 - 10, that you care absolutely 0. However, if you could care less, you cannot be at 0 caring, as there must be a level below that to care less.

Now, the correct phrase to express 0 caring is "I couldn't care less." If you could not care less, then you are Absolute 0 Caring. You CAN NOT care less than you currently do. Absolute Zero Caring.

Summary:

I could care less : WRONG

I couldn't care less: RIGHT

Duty Calls...

I could care less what you want.

Each and every year millions of people wrongly use the term "I could care less". The phrase "I could care less" has become a very common phrase used to express your lack of interest in an aforementioned topic. However, the phrase makes no sense. We, the people of the internet, must fix this!

Now, by using the phrase "I could care less," the point you are trying to make is, on a scale of 0 - 10, that you care absolutely 0. However, if you could care less, you cannot be at 0 caring, as there must be a level below that to care less.

Now, the correct phrase to express 0 caring is "I couldn't care less." If you could not care less, then you are Absolute 0 Caring. You CAN NOT care less than you currently do. Absolute Zero Caring.

Summary:

I could care less : WRONG

I couldn't care less: RIGHT

Duty Calls...

Yet we all know what the fuck they mean. Stop picking apart every little fucking grammatical error you twat.

I could care less what you want.

That's why I love Kevin Pollack. He absolutely doesn't put up with him. I saw on twitter somebody asked him if "he hoped Sam has a Merry Christmas" he responded with "Absolutely. Or he should die in a fire."

I hate kevin pollack slightly less but only momentarily.

His voice alone is enough to make me wonder why he thinks he would be good in radio. I'll take Ben Sparks over Sam any day.

Ben's voice over Sam's voice? Now you're just being ridiculous.

Hell yeah and I mean it. At least Ben wouldn't bore the fuck out of people talking about wrestling or cartoons.

Yeah, Ben "BWAHAHAHAHA Tom Brady BWAHAHAHA" Sparks wasn't one-track at all.

is ben spark the fat person that sprayed liquid ass in the stern fans walk over incident? is that the reason why master Po was fired?

I think so. I thought Po got fired because he missed work since he was in jail? Something about driving without a license iirc.

Liquid ass spraying? I assumed Ben got fired cause the whole thing was fake and he orchestrated it without checking with bbbboys.

I might be wrong but didnt ben just kinda flick his water bottle at the guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkGs4ss7zvQ#t=91

he was holding some black spray bottle and sprayed the dude a few times

Isn't Ben that douche bag who tried to be a "tough guy" to Jim and has been a bitter little cunt on twitter since he left?

You sure? http://i.imgur.com/XrW73YW.jpg <--- take a look at this for 5 minutes and say you still feel that way. Not saying Sam's not a hateable piece of shit, but lets put things in perspective man....

I'm no orthodontist, but I think he could have benefited from a palatal expander as a child.

Sam, because of his "connections" can get an interesting guest in from time to time, but on his own, riffing between guests is the most boring drivel on the channel. Also, his attempt to be ironic with the pop culture when pop culture is at its most brain dead in history has no entertainment value and makes you want to break your radio. He has been loyal to Opie, can talk endlessly (about nothing), and always asks for airtime so he ends up with a show. He had better enjoy it while he can. When Opie is no longer on radio, Sam will just be a bad memory. I say kick his ass off Fridays and let Erock do a show in that slot. It would be 100 times more interesting.

Erock has proven to be more enjoyable on-air.

Far more positive feedback from Erock's Saturday show than any one of Sam's multiple shows in the last 5 years

I do not understand what this show sees in him. Some small time shitty entertainment show wouldnt take him but Opie has him as Executive Producer and in a third mic role.

Sam is Opie's Danny. An annoying, ugly no talent who "stirs shit" and gets far more air time than he merits because he sucks ass and becomes a "friend" to one of the hosts. Anybody who didn't like Danny yet likes Sam makes no sense.

In fairness though, I could imagine myself falling into a gay relationship with Sam. Post coitus I'd be laying on the bed watching him peeking out at a sliver of daylight between the curtains, both of us nude. He'd turn his head, not to look at me, but to let me know he felt my eyes on him. Then I'd speak "I don't know what this is, what me and you have, but I want you to know you're important to me, whatever happens."

Then he'd turn and smile, and I'd watch those brilliantly shining teeth between those two big nigger lips as a flurry of morning rain gently tapped its discordant song against the windowpane.

I would rather listen to Black Earl talk for 4 hours, than to listen to Sam for 5 minutes.

Anyone who is capable of speaking clearly, calmly and without their tone fluctuating wildly is better than opie. Ive never heard another radio person who literally cannot speak.

Sam's voice is the only thing worse than his personality

Lol you like a deep man voice lol

I find the worst thing about Opie is that he'll burst out laughing in the middle of a woRRRRRRRDDDDDD. Fucking annoying shitbag, he is.

Sam is a missing link lookin nigga.

And that bullshit wrestling cartoon on his twitter account is cool.... Florentine If you are 17...

But he is closer to 40 than 20, I thought wrestling was cool 15 years ago too...

Shitstain Roberts voice is terrible for radio. I hate his show and the replays.

Sam is the worst. As he started getting more air time, I started to dislike the show more. Sometimes I would wonder why they would even include him on segments especially when interviewing a guest.

The only time I enjoyed listening to Sam was when he was doing his own show and Who kid was on. That wasn't so bad. All other times he is a jerk.

The only thing I liked about Sam's own show: I didn't have to listen to it

His voice was never necessary or enjoyable on O&A

Right. I could immediately turn the channel when I heard his shit excuses for "entertainment".

Unfortunately when he would chime in with some worthless comment or you'd hear his nails on a chalkboard cackle in the background during O&A, you just had to deal with it and hope Ant or Jimmy's next line would make it worth it.

I hate sam more than opie. Cant standing him talking.

I'm pro sam

I'm pro you-getting-AIDS. Sam stinks and I don't like him.

As long as i could get it from Sam Roberts, i wouldn't even mind.

Sam was supposed to kill himself for the show and I'm very upset this hasn't happened yet.

I really enjoyed special delivery

I don't mind Sam.

Opie is fucking cancer.

I like turtles.

Sam IS a pretty good interviewer. More than the Opester has going for him.

I can't listen to any audio from O&A classics with that cunt laughing in the background.

The funniest parts of the show nowadays are the under-the-breath/slightly off-mic comments Jim or one of the characters makes that only Sam responds to. Sam's interactions with Jim/et al. are one of the few highlights of this poor, benighted radio show.

That said, I think Sam's obsession with the old, embarrassing Attitude Era is grating. This year, he did a big interview with Samoa Joe and the Dudley Boys. Samoa Joe. The Dudley Boys. 2014. Have the Devastation Corporation in studio if you don't wanna look like such a fucking mark.

Sam is a fuck boi

I think Sam is great.

When I used to listen, Sam always pushed the weird shit, and I loved him for it. Weird interns, Bobo, David, Lady Di, Scorch... most of their material is tied to Sam, and to me that's the stuff I always looked forward to hearing the most.

Sam rules.

Nice try but Opie is the worst.

No way. Sam rules.

The only rhing I dislike about Sam is that he frequently laughs at things that aren't runny. Aside from that, he's way more tolerable than Opie.

I suppose if you are over 40 as I imagine most of you are, Sam is pretty irritating, but I love his friday show with Who Kidd and Nichole. I think he intentionally appeals to a younger audience.

I am the same age as Sam and he is terrible. On O&A, O&J, and his own shit show. I know zero men even close to our age that share his interests. If he is supposed to be "relatable" to someone, I'm not sure who it is. Heck I even lived in the same city he did.

E-Rock on the other hand is great, both as a side "character" and a host.

Sams like 35 or something. He's old as fuck and he stinks.

I'm in my early 20s and Sam is obnoxious

Is Sam's wrestling and TMZ knowledge supposed to be riveting for younger demographics? ugh, fuck off

Yeah the who shit in my toilet bit was just great.

Ben's voice over Sam's voice? Now you're just being ridiculous.

is ben spark the fat person that sprayed liquid ass in the stern fans walk over incident? is that the reason why master Po was fired?

Not with Fat Tits on the mic it's not.

Each and every year millions of people wrongly use the term "I could care less". The phrase "I could care less" has become a very common phrase used to express your lack of interest in an aforementioned topic. However, the phrase makes no sense. We, the people of the internet, must fix this!

Now, by using the phrase "I could care less," the point you are trying to make is, on a scale of 0 - 10, that you care absolutely 0. However, if you could care less, you cannot be at 0 caring, as there must be a level below that to care less.

Now, the correct phrase to express 0 caring is "I couldn't care less." If you could not care less, then you are Absolute 0 Caring. You CAN NOT care less than you currently do. Absolute Zero Caring.

Summary:

I could care less : WRONG

I couldn't care less: RIGHT

Duty Calls...

Isn't Ben that douche bag who tried to be a "tough guy" to Jim and has been a bitter little cunt on twitter since he left?